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Untitled by: Ryu Megami
*Trieze stands at the end of a hallway, wearing all black and breathing heavily. Wufei is walking towards him. He is wearing a brown robe with a hood. Each holds a violin bow in his hand.*

 Trieze:*walks forward* I've been waiting for you Wufei. We meet again at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you I was but the learner now I am the loser.

Wufei: Only a loser of evil, Trieze. *they fence some with their bows and Wufei does some spinny things*

Trieze: Your skills are weak, Wufei.

Wufei: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 Duo:*skips into hall where they are* No no no! I am the only one who can yell 'no' on this show!

Wufei: umm...why are you here?

Duo: I am here to correct your wrongs and to make bells that go bong! I am here so you have nothing to fear!

 Wufei: ...

Trieze: Why are you talking in rhyme and who are you?

 Duo: I talk in rhyme 'cuz it's fun all the time! I go by Shinigami I'm gonna plant a bomb-y, it means the god of death wants to make your lifeless body lack breath. Most people call me Duo because I am so cool-o! Also because they like my braid and often ask if I'd like to trade with them whose hair- cuts I'd rather die than wear! I am here so you have nothing to fear! I am the only one who can say no on this show! I thought this was my Gundam but I've obviously had too much rum. I sound like Billy Bones from Treasure Island where Ben Gunn's goat cheese was banned. I was trying to get to outer space but this is not quite the right place. I heard that if nobody hurts any geese there will be world peace! So go be nice to the birds! Gosh, I've run out of rhyming words! *skips off stage singing Quatre's flower song*

Wufei: ...

Trieze: scary person...So anyway where were we?

Wufei: Oh yeah! ummmm, you had just said that I was weak so that means that I was supposed to retaliate with: You can't win, Trieze. If you strike me down Nataku will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

Trieze: You should not have come back... *they fence some more*

 ~ ~ ~

*Heero, Trowa, Quatre, and Princess Dorothy (you don't even want to know) hid behind some crud near a mobile suit transport*

 Heero:Does the ship look alright?

Quatre: She's fine, if we can just get on her.

Trowa: *Mutters something so that only Quatre, his interpreter and partner, can understand it*
*Quatre scratches him behind the ear* *Suddenly all can hear the sounds of violin bows crashing together. The guards abandon their posts around the ship and run over near a doorway across a big hole in the floor left be Duo's bomb.*

Quatre: Now's our chance. Go!

*They all run over towards the transport, except for Dorothy because she is wearing high heels and can't walk so Trowa carries her. Heero sees Treize, the 'muderer' of his father, battling with Wufei, his 'friend' and trainer. Suddenly Wufei looks straight over to Heero and smiles, appears to be meditating, and lets Trieze hit him.*

Heero:NO!

Duo: *Comes running up. Quatre sees him and reads his mind and teleports him back to Gundam Wing land, where he belongs, because he doesn't want to put up with the whole poem thing Duo had planned.*

*Soldiers look up and fire @Heero. Naturally their aim is unnaturally off. Trieze is inspecting the cape of Wufei where his body should have been. Suddenly Heero hears Wufei's voice.* ghost of Wufei: Run, Wufei, run. *So he ran.*

 *As their ship is taking off, Gundam Shenlong jumps off of the back of it.

(OK, if you didn't know believe this it is important that you do: Wufei used to be married to a woman who was supposedly the reincarnation of the soulless god Nataku. Personally, I think that's why he calls his Gundam that, and in this part of the story Shenlong is posessed with the spirit of Nataku.)*

Nataku: You will pay for killing the husband of the reincarnation of my namesake. *Blows everybody up.*

THE END