Gundam Pilots Spend a Day at School by: Ryo Megami

Gundam Wing Campaign home

*The five Gundam pilots and their scientists are all talking. They are somewhere in one of the colonies. Mushroomhead was just saying how important it was for them to try to get normal educations when the phone rang. Dr. J answered it on the speaker phone.*

Mysterious voice: Hello, is this one of the Gundam pilots?

Dr. J: No, this is Dr. J.

Oh. *sounds disappointed* Well I guess you'll do. *Heero thinks, I've heard that voice somewhere...* I am the new principal of Parkway Central Middle School and I was calling to invite the five pilots to attend my school for a year. The school is located in Missouri in the USA on Earth and starts at 7:25 on August 24. Can they come?

Dr.J: Well, they do need a school to attend...so that's fine.

Mysterious voice: Wonderful. The school will send them their schedules a week before school starts. *Hangs up.*

Dr. J:*turns and says,* "I guess we solved that problem..." They all continue talking.

On August 24 the boys showed up at the school and went to their classes. (For some strange reason they were all in eigth grade. Heero had a restraining order put on a girl in one of his classes for glomping him repeatedly, but other than that the day was uneventful. Here's what happened on August 30.

*A classroon full of students who all look zoned-out. A very short balding man is at the front of the room talking about mitochrondria. He sees a boy in the back talking to a brown-haired girl with too much make-up*

Mr. Scareh: Bob, stop that. *walks over to the girl and puts his arm around her and talks in that infuriating soft voice with drool on his lip* OK, now you really shouldn't be talking because this is some really important stuff and you need to learn it. Now I know Bob was talking too but you just have to learn to ignore that...

Girl: *clenches her fists and then elbows him in the stomach*

Mr. Scareh: *gasps for air, and stays alive long enough to get Bob expelled for elbowing him(he refuses to believe a prep could possibly hit that hard) and dies*

Duo: *shoots Bob on the way out the door because he never liked him anyway and now that he's not a student...Bob dies*

*A classroom with many students. Most are playing instruments, but there is a blonde boy flirting with the girl next to him and two people in the back talking about goat cheese.*

Teacher: *stops conducting* Big Bird Girl and Monkey! Stop talking! I'm trying to have a rehearsal here. People, listen, the decrescendo comes after the formata, not during it! You have to feel the music!

Monkey: You cannot insult me! I am the Evil Digimon Emporer!

Big Bird Girl: Give me a break.

Class:*in unison* Gimme a break, gimme a break, break me off a piece of that Kit Kat Bar!

Teacher:*sweatdrop* THAT'S ENOUGH!

Quatre:*continues to talk to Dorothy* So do you want to go to the movies tonight? There's a new movie out and I think you will like it a lot. It's called The Incredible Battle and it's got all these battle scenes.

Dorothy: Well in that case I'd love to go. Quatre: Ok I'll have Giant Man pick you up arou...

Teacher: Quatre be quiet! You are disrupting class, and I don't care if you are a Winner or not, you're going to the principal.

Quatre: *looks like he's about to cry and walks out the door*

Meanwhile in the debate room... Little Mikey and Wufei sit at the front of the class. Little Mikey is smirking because they are about to do their hour-long debates and Wufei had gotten stuck with the squeaky rocky chair from Mr. Cerutti's room. Wufei is glaring at Little Mikey because he is thinking how easy it would be to totally annihalate him... Mikey is thinking about his last 'conversation' with Nathan. Mikey grins.

Teacher:OK, you two. Listen to me very carefully. The debate you are about to do is going to count for 99.9% of your grade so do good. T

he topic is: Was Romafeller justified *Wufei perks up* when they took Relena Peacecraft as their 'leader' when she was really a prisoner? Wufei, you will be arguing that they were justified, and Little Mikey will be arguing that they were not. You will have one hour to present your sides of the debate. Begin. Little Mikey: Well, in the first place she was...

Wufei: *interrupts* JUSTICE JUSTICE JUSTICE JUSTICE JUSTICE JUSTICE JUSTICE JUSTICE JSUTICE JUSTICE JUSTICE JU...

Little Mikey: Be quiet! There wan't any freaking justice, OK?

Wufei: *looks like he's in shock at the fact that there wasn't justice somewhere in the universe while he was alive* No! That's impossible! *Takes out a sword and slashes Little Mikey through the heart* *begins justice rant*

Teacher: *whacks Wufei on the head with the ruler that Omeseru was hitting Mojo the Boxing Monkey with* SILENCE INFIDEL! You must go to the principal now.

Wufei: *won't stop justice rant so teacher gets Officer Tom to drag him out*

Mr. Sheridan: (Anything written in bold is Mr. Sheridan's other evil personality showing through.) OK everybody listen up. Today in gym we are starting the gymnastics unit. If you don't want to participate, too bad! Now, don't do anything too fancy because the equipment is old and you could break your scrawny little necks! Make my day and do whatever you want to get hurt! Remember, as always, no fighting. That especially goes for you two, Mr. Maxwell and Mr.

Ahart *they roll their eyes*. Now go warm up. The first thing I

want to see is vaulting.

*boys disperse onto different pieces of equipment. Trowa jumps off the

vault and does the Patented Trowa Barton Thing(you know, where he jumps off

of something and does a flip and a corkscrew and a couple of somersaults in

Mr. Sheridan: Very good, Trowa. A+. *Trowa smiles but doesn't say

Duo: *had just gotten a D-, writhes with envy. mumbling* Show off clown.

Trowa: *hears Duo with his super human hearing and starts to do the ETBGOD

Fortunately (or unfortunately if you don't like Duo [and if you don't you stink], Nathan walked right in front of Duo and blows up instead of him. Duo realizes that Trowa had just attempted to kill him and tackles him, trying to strangle him with his braid. Teacher sends both to the principal.*

*In the principal's office, the five GPs sit in silence waiting. They had

never seen their principal before and didn't even know if it was male or

female. Slowly the door behind the desk they are facing opened and Heero

gave a scream of mortal terror. The principal appeared startled by this

reaction but started to smile. Suddenly the principal screamed in agony as

ten sharp objects pierced straight through her from behind. Relena fell to

the ground and died. Heero, seeing who was behind her, screamed even louder

than before. Aisu cleaned of her nails of death with which she had stabbed

Relena on the carpet before looking up. Then she started to run towards

Heero. Quatre, being a psychic, saw that she meant to glomp Heero and that

he was absolutely terrified of her so Quatre teleported Aisu to a place very

Aisu: *glomps person in front of her, thinking it's Heero, and then looks

up* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Who are you and what have you

done with my beloved? *looks around* Hey, where am I?

Person: *sweatdrop* hey, you can hang onto me some more if you want.

Aisu: what's that beeping sound? You look familiar. Have I seen you

before? Like on TV or something?

Person: That's a very likely possibility. The beeping is my female

echolocation. (beepbeepbeep) You're female, aren't you?

Person: Well, I'm blind but I can see females with my woman echolocation.

It works best on Officer Jennys and Nurse Joys. Please glomp me again.

Other person that Aisu hadn't noticed before: Hey Brock who is that?

Aisu: *recognizes Ash and Brock(the bane of all women) from Pokemon.* DIE

DIE DIE EVIL DEMONS! OMAEO KARUSU! *stabs them with her nails of

the annoying little Pikachu that was with Ash: PikaTHANKYOUchu!*runs away*

Aisu leaves to try to find a way back to Gundam Wing land and Heero. Eventually she meets an Arcanine that knows teleport and it sends her back.

Anyway, all the screaming had gotten the assistant principal to come in.

(He wasn't too scary just stupid.)

Assistant Principal: OK, you guys, I know that you're new here so I'll be

lenient (he didn't mention the fact that he was happy Relena died because it made him principal). I'm going to,give you each 1 day in I.S.S. for disrupting class(Quatre),

weapon posession(Wufei), fighting on school grounds(Duo), murder(Trowa), and hacking into top-secret government files and wreaking havoc from one of the school computers(Heero).

*Heero, Duo, Quatre, Trowa, and Wufei all walk into school together. They

are all very happy to get out of I.S.S.

*Warning Bell rings*

Quatre: We'd better get to class so we won't get into trouble again.

Duo: Nothing is worse than having to take Manners and Etiquette. I like

Mr. Bergner, though.

Trowa: No, I have to take Gifted. Ms. Fine is the teacher.

Heero: Poor Trowa. That woman is evil.

Wufei: Women should not teach.

All: See you guys later *go to different classes*

Silver Woman: *robotic voice*Can anyone tell me what this is? *holds up a

Quatre: Yes, that's a...

Silver Woman: Don't talk out in class! That's one warning. You only get

three. Now, everybody get out your homework from last night.

Hoppy: What hoomework?

Silver Woman: You were to draw anything you wanted. *looks at Quatre's

drawing of Sandrock* Quatre! How could you draw something like

this in a time of peace? That's another warning and an 'F' on

the assignment. Now, everybody get out the paints; we're

going to paint pumpkins.

Quatre: *gets paints and starts to paint a pumpkin but spills the paints on

the painting of the guy next to him...* Oooops...

Chibi-Vageta: Silver Woman, bring me a drying cloth!

Silver Woman: Quatre, that's it! You're expelled!

Chicara: That might not be a good idea. You see, Quatre is men...

Silver Woman: SILENCE INFIDEL! Quatre, leave now!

*Quatre leaves. comes boack w/Sandrock and kills teacher. laughs evilly.*

Chicara: I tried to tell you he was mentally unbalanced.

Sheep Girl: AAAAA! Don't hurt me!

Wufei: Block with your sword you stupid woman!

Mrs. Goette: GOGOGOGOGO! Block! No, block!

Wufei: *stabs girl he was fencing*

Sheep girl: unnnnn...*dies*

Mrs. Goette: Very good Wufei! *claps twice and 2 people come and carry off

the body* She wasn't a very good student anyway.

Wufei: *thinking* Mrs. Goette is strong. Maybe I should drink

coffee...*goes to put sword on the table but accidentally spills all

Mrs. Goette's coffee(luckily, the windows were open so the school

Mrs. Goette: NOOOOO! My coffee! Wufei, you're expelled!

Baka Bagel: MY NAME IS SQUASAHN!

Julie: You could be crossiant...

Mariel: Or French Bread...

Baka Bagel: No! Not crossiant! Squasahnt! Squa squa squa!

Mariel: You're a squaw? No, you're a bagel.

Mr. Berner: OK, listen up. Today we are having a guest speaker who will be

talking to you about how to greet somebody properly. Now I want

you to be nice and don't ask anything about goat cheese or Mr.

Bergner will be a grumpy person. Some of you seem to have

obsessive behaviors over the cheese. I don't know why. *gives

Mychel a look, but she raises her hand absentmindedly anyway* What?

Mychel: OK, if the guest speaker knows how to make cheese can I...

Mr. Bergner: No. Q-tips. Alcohol. *kids laugh* This guy is an expert and

he's world-famous, not to mention he is related to our principal so

use your brain. I know it's kind of hard for some of you. Has

anybody seen Nathan Ahart? *person walks in* Hi.

Heero: *turns and looks at man that just walked in and his eyes get really

Duo: *stares* No way... *looks at Heero* Isn't that...

*Suddenly Heero yands his disfigured Barney doll gun out of his TARDIS

Spandex and shoots at the speaker but misses.*

Zechs: *in raspy voice* Thank you Heero. That demonstrates one way to not

greet someone formally.

Mr. Bergner: I'm very sorry Mr. Peacecraft. Heero, you're expelled.

Duo: *gets mad that Heero got expelled so he digs through hammerspace for a

gun but grabs what he thought was a ball of energy and suddenly has the

uncontrollable need to say...* Destructo disk!

Zechs: *jumps around waving his hands in circular motions* Gamma shield,

Duo: You can't block a destructo disk with a gamma shield!

Mr. Bergner: You're expelled too, Duo. Sorry Mr. Peacecraft but I needed to

growl at some people.

*Duo and Heero head back to the colonies to try to find a new school. Later

the Z fighters track them down and Tenshi Akari/Piccolo beats up Duo for

stealing Krillin's destructo disk right when he was about to beat

Camalofalava with it.*

Trowa: *sits silently at the back of the class*

Ms. Fine: Hello evil little...I mean, hello class. I've heard that two more

of your classmates have dropped out of this class. I want you to

know that I think you're all real LOSERS! I mean, survivors and

I know it's not my fault they all dropped out.

Sharon: *gets tired of making fun of 'Rubes' so he starts listening to his

CD player and accidentally starts singing out loud* Digi-armor

activaaaaaaaaate! *gets up and starts to dance around the room like a Power

Ranger. Ms.Fine continues to drone on and on, not noticing Sharon and his

disturbing dancing.*

Ms. Fine: Now it's time to go over the play we'll be doing next week.

Everybody, read your lines from your desks.

Person 1, 2, and 3: *singing to the tune of Yankee Doodle* Barney is a

dinosaur from our imagination, ABCs and 123s and how to

Trowa: *puts up with singing for 9 seconds before...* BE QUIET!

Class: *stares. in unison* you can talk?

Ms. Fine: Trowa, so you can talk! Well, then you can be a singer in the

Trowa: I'd rather kiss your @$$.

Ms. Fine: *bats her eyelashes* OK.

Trowa: *screams and runs away*

Ms. Fine: Huh? Where'd he go?

Trowa: *comes back with Heavyarms* DIE Ms. Fine! *shoots her until he is

completely out of bullets and missiles and stuff then jumps down. He

accidentally stepped on Sharon when he was in Heavyarms, who died a slow and

painful death (payback for what he said about my Gohan). Class is staring in

shock, but they quickly get over it and begin to party until they realize

that Ms. Fine isn't dead yet but Trowa gives her the ETBGOD and she blows up.

Class cheered. Trowa left and met the other pilots in the colonies to find

Note: Most of the names in this story stand for the names of real people that

I didn't want to include their real names on the off chance that they find

their way to this web site and want to sue me for killing them. Most of them

really do act the way they do in this fanfic in real life, I just exaggerated


	Gundam Wing Campaign home Gundam Pilots Spend a Day at School by: Ryo Megami The five Gundam pilots and their scientists are all talking. They are somewhere in one of the colonies. Mushroomhead was just saying how important it was for them to try to get normal educations when the phone rang. Dr. J answered it on the speaker phone. Dr.J: Hello? Mysterious voice: Hello, is this one of the Gundam pilots? Dr. J: No, this is Dr. J. Oh. sounds disappointed Well I guess you'll do. Heero thinks, I've heard that voice somewhere... I am the new principal of Parkway Central Middle School and I was calling to invite the five pilots to attend my school for a year. The school is located in Missouri in the USA on Earth and starts at 7:25 on August 24. Can they come? Dr.J: Well, they do need a school to attend...so that's fine. Mysterious voice: Wonderful. The school will send them their schedules a week before school starts. Hangs up. Dr. J:turns and says, "I guess we solved that problem..." They all continue talking. ~~ ~~ ~~ On August 24 the boys showed up at the school and went to their classes. (For some strange reason they were all in eigth grade. Heero had a restraining order put on a girl in one of his classes for glomping him repeatedly, but other than that the day was uneventful. Here's what happened on August 30. ~~ ~~ ~~ A classroon full of students who all look zoned-out. A very short balding man is at the front of the room talking about mitochrondria. He sees a boy in the back talking to a brown-haired girl with too much make-up Mr. Scareh: Bob, stop that. walks over to the girl and puts his arm around her and talks in that infuriating soft voice with drool on his lip OK, now you really shouldn't be talking because this is some really important stuff and you need to learn it. Now I know Bob was talking too but you just have to learn to ignore that... Girl: clenches her fists and then elbows him in the stomach Mr. Scareh: gasps for air, and stays alive long enough to get Bob expelled for elbowing him(he refuses to believe a prep could possibly hit that hard) and dies Duo: shoots Bob on the way out the door because he never liked him anyway and now that he's not a student...Bob dies ~~ ~~ ~~ A classroom with many students. Most are playing instruments, but there is a blonde boy flirting with the girl next to him and two people in the back talking about goat cheese. Teacher: stops conducting Big Bird Girl and Monkey! Stop talking! I'm trying to have a rehearsal here. People, listen, the decrescendo comes after the formata, not during it! You have to feel the music! Monkey: You cannot insult me! I am the Evil Digimon Emporer! Big Bird Girl: Give me a break. Class:in unison Gimme a break, gimme a break, break me off a piece of that Kit Kat Bar! Teacher:sweatdrop THAT'S ENOUGH! Quatre:continues to talk to Dorothy So do you want to go to the movies tonight? There's a new movie out and I think you will like it a lot. It's called The Incredible Battle and it's got all these battle scenes. Dorothy: Well in that case I'd love to go. Quatre: Ok I'll have Giant Man pick you up arou... Teacher: Quatre be quiet! You are disrupting class, and I don't care if you are a Winner or not, you're going to the principal. Quatre: looks like he's about to cry and walks out the door ~~ ~~ ~~ Meanwhile in the debate room... Little Mikey and Wufei sit at the front of the class. Little Mikey is smirking because they are about to do their hour-long debates and Wufei had gotten stuck with the squeaky rocky chair from Mr. Cerutti's room. Wufei is glaring at Little Mikey because he is thinking how easy it would be to totally annihalate him... Mikey is thinking about his last 'conversation' with Nathan. Mikey grins. Teacher:OK, you two. Listen to me very carefully. The debate you are about to do is going to count for 99.9% of your grade so do good. T he topic is: Was Romafeller justified Wufei perks up when they took Relena Peacecraft as their 'leader' when she was really a prisoner? Wufei, you will be arguing that they were justified, and Little Mikey will be arguing that they were not. You will have one hour to present your sides of the debate. Begin. Little Mikey: Well, in the first place she was... Wufei: interrupts JUSTICE JUSTICE JUSTICE JUSTICE JUSTICE JUSTICE JUSTICE JUSTICE JSUTICE JUSTICE JUSTICE JU... Little Mikey: Be quiet! There wan't any freaking justice, OK? Wufei: looks like he's in shock at the fact that there wasn't justice somewhere in the universe while he was alive No! That's impossible! Takes out a sword and slashes Little Mikey through the heart begins justice rant Teacher: whacks Wufei on the head with the ruler that Omeseru was hitting Mojo the Boxing Monkey with SILENCE INFIDEL! You must go to the principal now. Wufei: won't stop justice rant so teacher gets Officer Tom to drag him out ~~ ~~ ~~ Mr. Sheridan: (Anything written in bold is Mr. Sheridan's other evil personality showing through.) OK everybody listen up. Today in gym we are starting the gymnastics unit. If you don't want to participate, too bad! Now, don't do anything too fancy because the equipment is old and you could break your scrawny little necks! Make my day and do whatever you want to get hurt! Remember, as always, no fighting. That especially goes for you two, Mr. Maxwell and Mr. Ahart they roll their eyes. Now go warm up. The first thing I want to see is vaulting. boys disperse onto different pieces of equipment. Trowa jumps off the vault and does the Patented Trowa Barton Thing(you know, where he jumps off of something and does a flip and a corkscrew and a couple of somersaults in the air...). Mr. Sheridan: Very good, Trowa. A+. Trowa smiles but doesn't say anything.* Duo: had just gotten a D-, writhes with envy. mumbling Show off clown. Trowa: hears Duo with his super human hearing and starts to do the ETBGOD on him. Fortunately (or unfortunately if you don't like Duo [and if you don't you stink], Nathan walked right in front of Duo and blows up instead of him. Duo realizes that Trowa had just attempted to kill him and tackles him, trying to strangle him with his braid. Teacher sends both to the principal. ~~ ~~ ~~ In the principal's office, the five GPs sit in silence waiting. They had never seen their principal before and didn't even know if it was male or female. Slowly the door behind the desk they are facing opened and Heero gave a scream of mortal terror. The principal appeared startled by this reaction but started to smile. Suddenly the principal screamed in agony as ten sharp objects pierced straight through her from behind. Relena fell to the ground and died. Heero, seeing who was behind her, screamed even louder than before. Aisu cleaned of her nails of death with which she had stabbed Relena on the carpet before looking up. Then she started to run towards Heero. Quatre, being a psychic, saw that she meant to glomp Heero and that he was absolutely terrified of her so Quatre teleported Aisu to a place very very far away... ~~ ~~ ~~ Aisu: glomps person in front of her, thinking it's Heero, and then looks up* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Who are you and what have you done with my beloved? looks around Hey, where am I? Person: sweatdrop hey, you can hang onto me some more if you want. beepbeepbeep. Aisu: what's that beeping sound? You look familiar. Have I seen you before? Like on TV or something? Person: That's a very likely possibility. The beeping is my female echolocation. (beepbeepbeep) You're female, aren't you? Aisu: Duh. Person: Well, I'm blind but I can see females with my woman echolocation. It works best on Officer Jennys and Nurse Joys. Please glomp me again. Other person that Aisu hadn't noticed before: Hey Brock who is that? Aisu: recognizes Ash and Brock(the bane of all women) from Pokemon. DIE DIE DIE EVIL DEMONS! OMAEO KARUSU! stabs them with her nails of death and they die the annoying little Pikachu that was with Ash: PikaTHANKYOUchu!runs away Aisu:... Aisu leaves to try to find a way back to Gundam Wing land and Heero. Eventually she meets an Arcanine that knows teleport and it sends her back. ~~ ~~ ~~ Anyway, all the screaming had gotten the assistant principal to come in. (He wasn't too scary just stupid.) Assistant Principal: OK, you guys, I know that you're new here so I'll be lenient (he didn't mention the fact that he was happy Relena died because it made him principal). I'm going to,give you each 1 day in I.S.S. for disrupting class(Quatre), weapon posession(Wufei), fighting on school grounds(Duo), murder(Trowa), and hacking into top-secret government files and wreaking havoc from one of the school computers(Heero). ~~ ~~ ~~ 2 days later Heero, Duo, Quatre, Trowa, and Wufei all walk into school together. They are all very happy to get out of I.S.S. Warning Bell rings* Quatre: We'd better get to class so we won't get into trouble again. Duo: Nothing is worse than having to take Manners and Etiquette. I like Mr. Bergner, though. Trowa: No, I have to take Gifted. Ms. Fine is the teacher. Heero: Poor Trowa. That woman is evil. Wufei: Women should not teach. All: See you guys later go to different classes Silver Woman: robotic voiceCan anyone tell me what this is? holds up a pumpkin Quatre: Yes, that's a... Silver Woman: Don't talk out in class! That's one warning. You only get three. Now, everybody get out your homework from last night. Hoppy: What hoomework? Silver Woman: You were to draw anything you wanted. looks at Quatre's drawing of Sandrock Quatre! How could you draw something like this in a time of peace? That's another warning and an 'F' on the assignment. Now, everybody get out the paints; we're going to paint pumpkins. Quatre: gets paints and starts to paint a pumpkin but spills the paints on the painting of the guy next to him... Oooops... Chibi-Vageta: Silver Woman, bring me a drying cloth! Silver Woman: Quatre, that's it! You're expelled! Chicara: That might not be a good idea. You see, Quatre is men... Silver Woman: SILENCE INFIDEL! Quatre, leave now! Quatre leaves. comes boack w/Sandrock and kills teacher. laughs evilly. Chicara: I tried to tell you he was mentally unbalanced. ~~ ~~ ~~ Sheep Girl: AAAAA! Don't hurt me! Wufei: Block with your sword you stupid woman! Mrs. Goette: GOGOGOGOGO! Block! No, block! Wufei: stabs girl he was fencing Sheep girl: unnnnn...dies Mrs. Goette: Very good Wufei! claps twice and 2 people come and carry off the body She wasn't a very good student anyway. Wufei: thinking Mrs. Goette is strong. Maybe I should drink coffee...goes to put sword on the table but accidentally spills all Mrs. Goette's coffee(luckily, the windows were open so the school didn't flood) Mrs. Goette: NOOOOO! My coffee! Wufei, you're expelled! ~~ ~~ ~~ Baka Bagel: MY NAME IS SQUASAHN! Julie: You could be crossiant... Mariel: Or French Bread... Baka Bagel: No! Not crossiant! Squasahnt! Squa squa squa! Mariel: You're a squaw? No, you're a bagel. ~~ ~~ ~~ Mr. Berner: OK, listen up. Today we are having a guest speaker who will be talking to you about how to greet somebody properly. Now I want you to be nice and don't ask anything about goat cheese or Mr. Bergner will be a grumpy person. Some of you seem to have obsessive behaviors over the cheese. I don't know why. gives Mychel a look, but she raises her hand absentmindedly anyway What? Mychel: OK, if the guest speaker knows how to make cheese can I... Mr. Bergner: No. Q-tips. Alcohol. kids laugh This guy is an expert and he's world-famous, not to mention he is related to our principal so use your brain. I know it's kind of hard for some of you. Has anybody seen Nathan Ahart? person walks in Hi. Heero: turns and looks at man that just walked in and his eyes get really big Duo: stares No way... looks at Heero Isn't that... Suddenly Heero yands his disfigured Barney doll gun out of his TARDIS Spandex and shoots at the speaker but misses. Zechs: in raspy voice Thank you Heero. That demonstrates one way to not greet someone formally. Mr. Bergner: I'm very sorry Mr. Peacecraft. Heero, you're expelled. Duo: gets mad that Heero got expelled so he digs through hammerspace for a gun but grabs what he thought was a ball of energy and suddenly has the uncontrollable need to say... Destructo disk! Zechs: jumps around waving his hands in circular motions Gamma shield, gamma shield! Duo: You can't block a destructo disk with a gamma shield! Zechs: I just did. Duo: ... Mr. Bergner: You're expelled too, Duo. Sorry Mr. Peacecraft but I needed to growl at some people. Duo and Heero head back to the colonies to try to find a new school. Later the Z fighters track them down and Tenshi Akari/Piccolo beats up Duo for stealing Krillin's destructo disk right when he was about to beat Camalofalava with it. ~~ ~~ ~~ Trowa: sits silently at the back of the class Ms. Fine: Hello evil little...I mean, hello class. I've heard that two more of your classmates have dropped out of this class. I want you to know that I think you're all real LOSERS! I mean, survivors and I know it's not my fault they all dropped out. Sharon: gets tired of making fun of 'Rubes' so he starts listening to his CD player and accidentally starts singing out loud Digi-armor activaaaaaaaaate! gets up and starts to dance around the room like a Power Ranger. Ms.Fine continues to drone on and on, not noticing Sharon and his disturbing dancing. Ms. Fine: Now it's time to go over the play we'll be doing next week. Everybody, read your lines from your desks. Person 1, 2, and 3: singing to the tune of Yankee Doodle Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination, ABCs and 123s and how to play pretend...* Trowa: puts up with singing for 9 seconds before... BE QUIET! Class: stares. in unison you can talk? Ms. Fine: Trowa, so you can talk! Well, then you can be a singer in the play. Now, sing. Trowa: I'd rather kiss your @$$. Ms. Fine: bats her eyelashes OK. Trowa: screams and runs away Ms. Fine: Huh? Where'd he go? Trowa: comes back with Heavyarms DIE Ms. Fine! *shoots her until he is completely out of bullets and missiles and stuff then jumps down. He accidentally stepped on Sharon when he was in Heavyarms, who died a slow and painful death (payback for what he said about my Gohan). Class is staring in shock, but they quickly get over it and begin to party until they realize that Ms. Fine isn't dead yet but Trowa gives her the ETBGOD and she blows up. Class cheered. Trowa left and met the other pilots in the colonies to find a new school. Note: Most of the names in this story stand for the names of real people that I didn't want to include their real names on the off chance that they find their way to this web site and want to sue me for killing them. Most of them really do act the way they do in this fanfic in real life, I just exaggerated a little.