Heero's Birthday Party by: Tenshi Akari

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Duo: Today is Heero's birthday we have to throw him a birthday party!

Wufei: Why bother knowing Heero we all know he'll hate it.

Duo: Awwwwww… c'mon guys! It'll be fun!

Quatra: I think it's a great idea. Let's throw Heero a party. *sniff, sniff* c'mon guys let's have a party *sniff*

Quatra starts crying to get his way and Trowa and Wufei agree to the party to shut Quatra up.

Trowa: When will we have the party?

Duo: Tonight stupid. Since today is his birthday o' tall one. Let's get started!

Wufei: What do we need for the party?

Duo: Well first we need a cake.

Quatra: Where do we get one of those? None of us can cook.

Duo: I've got an idea *Duo smiles mischievously*

Duo picks up the phone and dials what appear to be random numbers.

Duo: Hello, can I speak to the queen of the world, Relena Peacecraft?

Secretary: Yes, may I ask who's calling?

Duo: No, you may not ask who is calling it's none of your business!

*stupid elevator music comes on and Duo lets out a big moan*

Relena: Hello, this is Relena who am I speaking to?

Duo: Oh I'm just some totally anomous person who just wants to tell you that today is Heero Yuy's birthday. He lives at apartment #67 at 12131 Happy Squirrel Lane. Bye. *click*

Relena: Oh my, if it's Heero's birthday then I must make him a cake and send it in the mail to him right away. Even if he hates the thought of my birthday I will be nice and send him a birthday cake.

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Duo: Hee, hee, hee. Cake is on the way!

Quatra: Duo that wasn't nice to trick Relena like that!

Wufei: Who cares now we have a cake. I guess.

Trowa: I guess that means that the party is at Heero's place since that's where the cake is going.

Duo: Wrong again stupid! Trowa, are you really a blond under there?

Quatra: Hey! That's an insult!

Duo: Duh. Anyway, Wufei, go to Heero's house and wait for the cake to come in the mail and bring it back to here.

Wufei: All right, this will give a great chance to rant about my justice to all the passerbys. Waaa ha ha ha!

Quatra: *smack* You were going insane I had to do something.

Wufei: Thanks man. I will see you after Mission Cake is complete.

Shortly after Wufei arrives at Heero's mailbox and finishes his justice rant witch somehow lasted under a day (it was probably because that little girl kicked him in the balls for not shutting up), the cake package arrives and Wufei takes it and starts walking home. Little does he know that Heero is watching his every move.

Heero: I wonder why Wufei is stealing my package? It's not exactly a normal thing for him.

Heero jumps out of his window on the third story and summersaults to break his fall then runs to attack Wufei.

Wufei: Ow..Heero why did you kick me down?

Heero: *holding package* Because you stole my package! And I want to know what's in this thing anyway!

Wufei uses his cell phone to call the guys and tell them what happened.

Wufei: Guys help! Heero got the cake and took it inside, come fast!

Then Duo, Trowa and Quatra appear in seconds using their secret warping technology.

Duo: What happened Wufei? Wufei?

Wufei: I failed at my mission I'm such a looser!

Trowa looks down at Wufei with his finger and thumb in the shape of an L on his forehead.

Quatra: It's o.k. Wufei, we'll get the cake back.

Duo: Yeah, lets get the cake back!

All the guys walk up to Heero's apartment door and knock. Heero answers.

Heero: What do you want.

Duo: Oh nothing, what ya got there buddy?

Heero: None of your business Duo.

Duo: It looks like a cake to me. Can I see it?

Herro: No, it's mine!

Duo: I don't think so…

Everyone busts into Heero's room and tries to get the cake.

Wufei: I will make up for my previous loss. Herro shall taste the wrath of my… butter knife?!

Trowa: ummmmm… this tastes pretty good. I'll just take this. *yonk*

Heero: NOOOO! MY CAKE! Curse you Trowa for being so damn tall!

Duo: Heero, you've got to practice that NOOOO! It needs serious work. I say this as an experienced NOOOO person. Anyway, if you ever want to eat your cake come to my place at 6 o' clock tonight! WAA HA HA HA!

Using their secret warping technology Duo, Wufei, Quatra, and Trowa disappear in seconds to Duo's house.

Duo: Oh yeah we got the cake!

Trowa: Finally, let's finnish getting ready for this party.

They finally look up and see Relena standing on the other side of the room.

Duo: What are you doing here Relena Dork-lin. You aren't invited!

Relena: I don't care I'm coming to Heero's party whether you like it or not. If you don't let me come I'll tell the world where you keep you Gundams hidden!

Duo: You think we care? We put them in the parking lot outside idiot!

Relena: Oh… Well… Then…

Duo pulls out a gun and attempts to shoot Relena but her gamma shield bocks the shot.

Relena: ha ha *sticks out her tong* your stupid bullets can't penetrate my gamma shield! Gamma shields can block anything, even distructo disks!

Duo: Blast your stupid shield!

Relena: Ha ha I'm staying right here!

Quatra: Relena why do you want to come to Heero's party? He never goes to yours.

Relena: Because I MUST stalk Heero! It is my life's only purpose!

Duo: So I cant get through the gamma shield… I got it! Hey Relena! I know how to get rid of you!

Relena: Oh yeah. How?

Duo: I shall push you out the window and lock you out.

Duo: Bye bye Releeeena!

Duo does exactly what he just said and the pilots watch and laugh as Relena falls to the ground and stomps out into the street and gets hit by a truck. Which only makes them laugh harder.

Quatra: All right let's get back to work on the party guys.

The Gundam guys spend most of the day setting up for Heero's party. They work until about 5:30. Somewhere in the process they take a half hour off to watch Gundam wing.

Trowa: Well it's all ready now and we've still got half and hour to spare.

Quatra: Oh my gosh, I almost forgot, let's go get some non-alcoholic champagne!

Duo: What-ever dude.

Wufei: Like they said.

Quatra leaves and returns just in time with about 5 minutes to spare. Then Heero knocks on the door.

Heero: I want my cake!

Heero: Fine then I'll bust down the door with my gun!

Duo: You would brig a gun wouldn't you? *unlocks the door and opens it*

All but Heero: SUPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY HEERO!

Trowa slaps a stupid little cone hat onto Heero's head.

Trowa: Happy birthday dude.

Heero: Huh!?! Oh, that's why you wanted the cake. It's my birthday? How did you know? Have you been talking to them again? I thought they were dead.

Duo: Dude! It's your freaking birthday, don't you care? And this is your party so lets PAR-TY!

Here are your presents.

Duo gave Heero a TARDIS spandex t-shirt with a happy-face on it to match his pants. Quatra gave him an ambulance (his favorite car). Wufei gave Heero a mobile doll. Trowa decided to be nice and give him lessons for the glare of death. And Relena gave him a wedding ring. Big surprise there.

The Gundam boys continued to party all night and most of the morning. Heero actually managed to have a great time without cracking a smile `till morning. And it also turns out Heero was a kick @$$ dancer too, everyone liked his Heero's dance that he does at the end of the Gundam Wing episodes. Especially compared to Trowa who sat mindlessly at the computer while everyone else had fun. Then at about 12:30…

Quatra: AAAHHHHHHH!!

Trowa: What's wrong Quatra?

Quatra: I messed up big time! This is ACHOLIC champagne!

Finally they notice Wufei sitting in the corner singing something in his drunkenness.

Heero: Ha ha, Wufei is all drunk!

Quatra and Trowa: Oh my gosh. Heero is … Laughing!?!

Duo: Naw, he's drunk, look at them sing'n together. What are they singing anyway?

Trowa: I don't know.

Quatra: Let's find out.

Duo: Oh my God of death. They are singing the theme song for Card Captors!

Duo, Quatra, and Trowa start laughing sooo hard they nearly pass out and die because they can't breathe (Poor Duo he almost died the lame way only laughing this time.) But they don't die. They only start singing with them because they had the champagne too.

All: Card Captors, a mystic adventure…

Card captors a quest for all time…


	Gundam Wing Campaign \| home Heero's Birthday Party by: Tenshi Akari Duo: Today is Heero's birthday we have to throw him a birthday party! Wufei: Why bother knowing Heero we all know he'll hate it. Duo: Awwwwww… c'mon guys! It'll be fun! Quatra: I think it's a great idea. Let's throw Heero a party. sniff, sniff c'mon guys let's have a party sniff Quatra starts crying to get his way and Trowa and Wufei agree to the party to shut Quatra up. Trowa: When will we have the party? Duo: Tonight stupid. Since today is his birthday o' tall one. Let's get started! Wufei: What do we need for the party? Duo: Well first we need a cake. Quatra: Where do we get one of those? None of us can cook. Duo: I've got an idea Duo smiles mischievously Duo picks up the phone and dials what appear to be random numbers. Duo: Hello, can I speak to the queen of the world, Relena Peacecraft? Secretary: Yes, may I ask who's calling? Duo: No, you may not ask who is calling it's none of your business! stupid elevator music comes on and Duo lets out a big moan Relena: Hello, this is Relena who am I speaking to? Duo: Oh I'm just some totally anomous person who just wants to tell you that today is Heero Yuy's birthday. He lives at apartment #67 at 12131 Happy Squirrel Lane. Bye. click Relena: Oh my, if it's Heero's birthday then I must make him a cake and send it in the mail to him right away. Even if he hates the thought of my birthday I will be nice and send him a birthday cake. * * * * * * * * * * * Duo: Hee, hee, hee. Cake is on the way! Quatra: Duo that wasn't nice to trick Relena like that! Wufei: Who cares now we have a cake. I guess. Trowa: I guess that means that the party is at Heero's place since that's where the cake is going. Duo: Wrong again stupid! Trowa, are you really a blond under there? Quatra: Hey! That's an insult! Duo: Duh. Anyway, Wufei, go to Heero's house and wait for the cake to come in the mail and bring it back to here. Wufei: All right, this will give a great chance to rant about my justice to all the passerbys. Waaa ha ha ha! Quatra: smack You were going insane I had to do something. Wufei: Thanks man. I will see you after Mission Cake is complete. All: Bye. Shortly after Wufei arrives at Heero's mailbox and finishes his justice rant witch somehow lasted under a day (it was probably because that little girl kicked him in the balls for not shutting up), the cake package arrives and Wufei takes it and starts walking home. Little does he know that Heero is watching his every move. Heero: I wonder why Wufei is stealing my package? It's not exactly a normal thing for him. Heero jumps out of his window on the third story and summersaults to break his fall then runs to attack Wufei. Wufei: Ow..Heero why did you kick me down? Heero: holding package Because you stole my package! And I want to know what's in this thing anyway! Wufei uses his cell phone to call the guys and tell them what happened. Wufei: Guys help! Heero got the cake and took it inside, come fast! Then Duo, Trowa and Quatra appear in seconds using their secret warping technology. Duo: What happened Wufei? Wufei? Wufei: I failed at my mission I'm such a looser! Trowa looks down at Wufei with his finger and thumb in the shape of an L on his forehead. Trowa: YOU LOOSER! Quatra: It's o.k. Wufei, we'll get the cake back. Duo: Yeah, lets get the cake back! All the guys walk up to Heero's apartment door and knock. Heero answers. Heero: What do you want. Duo: Oh nothing, what ya got there buddy? Heero: None of your business Duo. Duo: It looks like a cake to me. Can I see it? Herro: No, it's mine! Duo: I don't think so… Everyone busts into Heero's room and tries to get the cake. Wufei: I will make up for my previous loss. Herro shall taste the wrath of my… butter knife?! Trowa: ummmmm… this tastes pretty good. I'll just take this. yonk Heero: NOOOO! MY CAKE! Curse you Trowa for being so damn tall! Duo: Heero, you've got to practice that NOOOO! It needs serious work. I say this as an experienced NOOOO person. Anyway, if you ever want to eat your cake come to my place at 6 o' clock tonight! WAA HA HA HA! Using their secret warping technology Duo, Wufei, Quatra, and Trowa disappear in seconds to Duo's house. Duo: Oh yeah we got the cake! Trowa: Finally, let's finnish getting ready for this party. They finally look up and see Relena standing on the other side of the room. Duo: What are you doing here Relena Dork-lin. You aren't invited! Relena: I don't care I'm coming to Heero's party whether you like it or not. If you don't let me come I'll tell the world where you keep you Gundams hidden! Duo: You think we care? We put them in the parking lot outside idiot! Relena: Oh… Well… Then… Duo pulls out a gun and attempts to shoot Relena but her gamma shield bocks the shot. Relena: ha ha sticks out her tong your stupid bullets can't penetrate my gamma shield! Gamma shields can block anything, even distructo disks! Duo: Blast your stupid shield! Relena: Ha ha I'm staying right here! Quatra: Relena why do you want to come to Heero's party? He never goes to yours. Relena: Because I MUST stalk Heero! It is my life's only purpose! Duo: So I cant get through the gamma shield… I got it! Hey Relena! I know how to get rid of you! Relena: Oh yeah. How? Duo: I shall push you out the window and lock you out. Relena: What, no. Duo: Bye bye Releeeena! Duo does exactly what he just said and the pilots watch and laugh as Relena falls to the ground and stomps out into the street and gets hit by a truck. Which only makes them laugh harder. Quatra: All right let's get back to work on the party guys. The Gundam guys spend most of the day setting up for Heero's party. They work until about 5:30. Somewhere in the process they take a half hour off to watch Gundam wing. Trowa: Well it's all ready now and we've still got half and hour to spare. Quatra: Oh my gosh, I almost forgot, let's go get some non-alcoholic champagne! Duo: What-ever dude. Trowa: You do that. Wufei: Like they said. Quatra leaves and returns just in time with about 5 minutes to spare. Then Heero knocks on the door. Heero: I want my cake! Duo: Just a minute! Heero: Fine then I'll bust down the door with my gun! Duo: You would brig a gun wouldn't you? unlocks the door and opens it All but Heero: SUPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY HEERO! Trowa slaps a stupid little cone hat onto Heero's head. Trowa: Happy birthday dude. Heero: Huh!?! Oh, that's why you wanted the cake. It's my birthday? How did you know? Have you been talking to them again? I thought they were dead. Duo: Dude! It's your freaking birthday, don't you care? And this is your party so lets PAR-TY! Here are your presents. Duo gave Heero a TARDIS spandex t-shirt with a happy-face on it to match his pants. Quatra gave him an ambulance (his favorite car). Wufei gave Heero a mobile doll. Trowa decided to be nice and give him lessons for the glare of death. And Relena gave him a wedding ring. Big surprise there. The Gundam boys continued to party all night and most of the morning. Heero actually managed to have a great time without cracking a smile `till morning. And it also turns out Heero was a kick @$$ dancer too, everyone liked his Heero's dance that he does at the end of the Gundam Wing episodes. Especially compared to Trowa who sat mindlessly at the computer while everyone else had fun. Then at about 12:30… Quatra: AAAHHHHHHH!! Trowa: What's wrong Quatra? Quatra: I messed up big time! This is ACHOLIC champagne! Finally they notice Wufei sitting in the corner singing something in his drunkenness. Heero: Ha ha, Wufei is all drunk! Quatra and Trowa: Oh my gosh. Heero is … Laughing!?! Duo: Naw, he's drunk, look at them sing'n together. What are they singing anyway? Trowa: I don't know. Quatra: Let's find out. Duo: Oh my God of death. They are singing the theme song for Card Captors! Duo, Quatra, and Trowa start laughing sooo hard they nearly pass out and die because they can't breathe (Poor Duo he almost died the lame way only laughing this time.) But they don't die. They only start singing with them because they had the champagne too. All: Card Captors, a mystic adventure… Card captors a quest for all time…