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The Spandex Man
By: Uranus Yuy

Oh, do you know the Spandex Man, Spandex Man, Spandex Man?
Oh, do you know the Spandex Man who lives on Heero lane?

Yes, I know the Spandex Man, Spandex Man, Spandex Man!
Yes, I know the Spandex Man who lives on Heero lane!

Aisu: *thinks to self* YES!!

Oh, can you lead me to the Spandex Man, Spandex Man, Spandex Man?
Oh, can you lead me to the Spandex Man who lives on Heero lane?

Yes, I can lead you to the Spandex Man, Spandex Man, Spandex Man!
Yes, I can lead you to the Spandex Man who lives on Heero lane!

Aisu: *thinks to self* Heero, my beloved, I'm coming! *finds her way to the Spandex Man's house and opens the unlocked door*

Oh, see the terrified Spandex Man, Spandex Man, Spandex Man!
Oh, see the terrified Spandex Man who lives on Heero lane!

Aisu: *yells to Heero..er.. the Spandex Man* I'm back!

Oh, can I glomp you the Spandex Man, Spandex Man, Spandex Man?
Oh, can I glomp you the Spandex Man who lives on Heero lane?

No, you may not glomp me the Spandex Man, Spandex Man, Spandex Man!
No, you may not glomp me the Spandex Man who lives on Heero lane!

I'm going to glomp you anyway, anyway, anyway!
I'm going to glomp you the Spandex Man who lives on Heero lane!

The Spandex Man ran away, ran away, ran away!
And isn't on Heero lane any more!

Author's Note: Stupid, eh?