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Heero and Relena by: Uranus Yuy

Doctor J: *stands in front of his two grandchildren* Now, listen to me well children, never go into the evil forest or you'll surely be eaten by the snitch.

Heero and Relena: *sigh* Yes, grandfather, we understand too never into the evil forest. *Smiles*

Doctor J: *clinks metal hand* Good, now you two run along. I have to finish building the Gundam Wing. *Turns around and heads for lab*

Heero: *turns to Relena* Come on, let's go and play in the meadow.

Relena: *turns around and runs outside* I BET I CAN BEAT YOU!

Heero: *runs after Relena* NEVER!

*Both run to the meadow, but Relena gets there first*

Heero: *finally arrives at the meadow, and sees Relena staring at the evil forest* Relena, why are you staring at the Evil Forest?

Relena: *doesn't answer*

Heero: *waves left hand in front of Relena's face* Hello?

Relena: *suddenly gets out of trance, startling Heero* Heero, let's go to the Evil Forest!

Heero: *falls down* Wha…?

Relena: *looks down at Heero* Are you ok, Heero?

Heero: *stands up* Yeah. Anyway, we can't go to the Evil Forest because of the evil inside.

Relena: *pouts* Come on!

Heero: *shakes head*

Relena: *pouts some more* Please!!

Heero: No!!

Relena: HHHEEEEERRRRROOOOOO!!!! *yells like Tarzan*

Heero: *covers ears* Ok, we'll go!! Wait! We'll need something so we can find our way back. *digs threw TARDIS spandex and takes out Self-destructing detonators* These should do it, let's go!

*Relena and Heero walk throughout the Evil Forest, while Heero threw down the self-destruction detonators. Finally, they came to a house made out of judge mallets*

Heero: That doesn't look Evil, but more like political!

Relena: I agree, but I still want to check it out! Come on! *grabs Heero and drags him to the house, and then she knocks on the door*

Person: *opens door* Yes.

Relena: *says scared* Can I have a mallet from your house?

Person: *grabs Relena and shuts door*

Heero: Hey, bring here back! *bounds on door*

Person: *ignores Heero* Now, little girl my name is Judge…

Relena: *Interrupts the Judge* Wufei.

Judge: How do you get Wufei?

Relena: *points to a sign* See it says Judge Wufei.

Judge: *yells* The name is Judge Judy! *Judge Judy music starts up*

Relena: How can you be Judge Judy, when you aren't a girl?

Judge Judy: *thinks for a moment* I'm her evil twin brother!

Relena: But…

Judge Judy: *covers Relena mouth* That's enough kid! *sits* Now, will you listen to my Justice Rant?

Relena: *shrugs* Ok.

Heero: *yells at the top of his lungs* REEEEELLEEEEENNAAA!!!! Don't listen to his ran t or you'll…..

Author: Shut up, Chibi Heero! *shoots lighting at him*

Heero: *jumps out of the way* Ok!

Judge Judy: *clears throat* Justice is the state of showing the week fairness. I'll….

Relena: *can't take the ranting anymore* *thinks to self* I can't take it anymore! *self-destructs*

Judge Judy: *snaps* Spammit, there goes another one!

Heero: *says in a sad voice* R… Relena. *sniff* *turns around and sees Doctor S running towards him wearing and holding an Elmo suit*

Doctor S: Here! *throws suit to Heero*

Heero: *catches suit* What is this for?

Doctor S: Come along boy, I'll teach you the ways of the Elmo Clan!

~End~