Gundam Wing Campaign  
Just Stuff By: Uranus Yuy

Heero walked away from Uranus as the clouds causing light drizzle to fall to earth. "I won't take no for an answer because I...I love you!" Uranus put her hand to her mouth and gasped because she had just noticed what she had said. Heero stopped and spoke back to her without turning around. "I'm sorry, but I can't say that I feel the same. I'm only protecting you because you are the priestess of the Gundams." Uranus held her hand out to the leaving Heero until she collapsed under her weight.

* Thundering voice * Stop mocking us... I mean stop mocking the Fushigi Yugi series.

Author: Why it's supposed to be funny?

Person: Well it's not! The priestess of the Gundam come on!

Author: Who are you?

Person: I'm some person.

Author: I mean a name, please.

Person: My name's Miaka.

Author: What?! * Goes backstage * * sees Tamahome shaking a large flat piece of metal and Miaka with a microphone in her left hand * *Sweatdrop * Get out of here before I call Heero.

Tamahome and Miaka together: Ok, Mr. Lady Author Person. * In a sad voice *

Author: That's Miss, thank you very much.

Tamahome and Miaka: You're welcome. * In a happy voice *

Author: That wasn't a compliment! HHEEEEEROOOO! * Turns away from them *

Heero: * in a faint voice * Leave me alone, Damn it!

* Miaka and Tamahome drop their stuff and run away *

Author: * turns around because of the sound * RRR...

~ End ~

Author: * sees Relena sitting on the balcony * * brings out Heero's stolen gun and pulls the trigger *

Relena: AAAHHH!! * her blood and splatters around and she falls of the balcony onto the street *

Author: * runs to the balcony and eyes widen with the sight of her blood in delight *

* Relena's body is flattening by cars below *

Author: YES!

~ Real End ~
Two Short Stories

By: Uranus Yuy
Aisu: * enters on the ship from the Leo * * moans * Damn, that Leo. * Goes and looks around the ship * Doctor S. are you here!? I have the data that you wanted! * continues to search * DOCTOR S! * finally goes to the lounge and sees the five doctors and the Gbs * * staggers in *

Doctor S: * walks in and sits beside Heero (figures) *

* Heero scoots away from Aisu *

Aisu: * turns to Heero * What? You think I got cooties or something?

Heero: ...

Doctor S: So what are you doing here?

Aisu: * searches through pockets for disk * * finds it and throws it to Doctor S. * That's why. * turns to Heero * Don't worry about it, I'm too tired.

Heero: * sighs with relief putting his guard down *

Aisu: * grabs unto Heero again * I can't believe you thought that I was telling you the truth, my beloved.

Relena: * walks into the room *

Aisu: * let's go of Heero and jumps to her feet * What are you doing here? *
Looks at Relena with evil eyes *

Relena: * cowers down just a little * I was brought here by He...

Aisu: NNNOOOO!! It can't be true! * Digs through hammerspace and grabs a double-edged sword * * runs after Relena *

Relena: AAAHHHHHH!!!! * Runs away *

Wufei: * jumps to his feet and runs after Aisu and Relena * Tell me how you did that!

Everyone: * Sweatdrop *

Heero: Hippie! * Jumps around the room with glee *

~ End ~

Relena: Heero, come and kill me!

Aisu: * comes from behind with a knife * Take that! * Stabs Relena with a knife *

Relena: AAHHH! * Falls off cliff that just appears *

Aisu: * looks over the cliff and watches Relena's body hit the cliff walls * * looks with delight *

Relena: * finally makes it down the bottom * Ouch, that hurt.

Aisu: What your alive?!

* Killer whale comes and mistakes Relena for a seal and eats her up *

Aisu: Yes! Bye-bye Relena Dork-lin!

Relena: * faintly * HEEEEERO! Come and save me!

Aisu: Damn I forgot she was immortal. Oh well. * Aisu happily glomps over Heero *

~ End ~