Note: Heero is living in the USA during this fanfic.

Preface

Author: I am so sick and tired of this thing with the election. It’s been a month and we don’t even know who our President Elect is. So much for democracy being the best...

Heero: You could write a fanfic to make it seem funnier.

Quatre: yeah, that could be fun!

Author: No, I’ve given up for the night. I’m all creatived-out. No ideas left.

Duo: That’s OK, we’ll be in charge of this one.

Author: Fine, do what you want.

Everybody: ALL RIGHT!

Author: Uh-oh...what have I done?

The Presidential Anime Quiz Show

Dr. J: OK Heero your next mission is to learn how to count.

Heero: *sweatdrop* What kind of a mission is that?

Dr. J: JUST DO IT!

Heero: Mission Accomplished.

Dr.J: OK, now go teach all the Floridans how to count.

*Heero heads for Florida*

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Quatre: Hee hee hee. C’mon.

Trowa and Duo follow him into a building and rig it with explosives. They at least have big enough brains to get away from the building before they blow it up(unlike Heero).

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*ring ring, ring ring*

Dr. J: Hello?

Heero: Hi.

Dr. J: Hi Heero. Did you complete your mission?

Heero: Negatory. The only people down here are dumb blondes with no learning potential.

Quatre and Mihoshi: HEY!

Heero: Why are you listening to our conversation?!

Quatre: Porque es muy divertido!

Mihoshi: Yeah and that wasn’t a very nice thing to say.

Yagigoby: Hey, who are you?

Mihoshi: I’m Detective First-class Mihoshi of the Galaxy Police. Who are you?

Al Gore: Who are any of you?

Heero: Why are all you people listening to us?

George W. Bush: We’re trying to figure out who bombed the building where they count the votes in Florida.

Duo: I think I’ll hang up now...

Little Washu: We all must have created a common land where we can all exist by diverting the show boundary...

Gatomon: This fanfic is making no sense! We’re not in the lands where we belong!

Merle:That’s because there is no author!

Sakura: If there’s no author then how can this be written?

Gore: Illogically.

Bush: You got that right.

Merle: You two actually agreed on something! I’m calling Guiness....

Ryoko:Hey, let’s kidnap them and test them to see how smart they are!

Gatomon: I don’t think Kayla would like that very much.

Nataku: She did say that we could do whatever we wanted.

Gatomon: True.

Wufei: Would kidnapping them be justifiable?

Sakura: Would it even be legal?

Yagigoby: Who cares?

Android 17: It doesn’t matter as long as we’re having fun.

Gatomon: Let’s see if they know anything about anime.

Sakura: Good idea...should we let people come and watch?

Shampoo: Yes! Shampoo wants to come with Ranma!

Gohan: Can my DADDY and I come?

Sakura: Sure, anybody can come.

Jessie: Except for the twerps.

Ryoko: Or Ayeka or the Galaxy Police.

Mihoshi: Hey, that’s not fair!

Little Washu: You don’t count. You can come.

Mihoshi: Yipee!

Miliardo Peacecraft: May I come?

Heero: Zechs!

Miliardo: No, I’m Miliardo Peacecraft. There’s a big difference.

Heero: *sweatdrop*

Lady Une: Can I come?

Ryoko: Sure, why not?

Lady Une: Can I come?

Washu: You just asked!

Trowa: She must have taken her glasses off.

Tai: OK we’ll meet in the Batcave two days from now.

Heero: WHO THE HECK ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE?!?

Duo: We’d better go.

Quatre: Yeah he sounds pretty upset.

*Everybody hangs up and Dr. J and Heero keep talking*

*A big cave full of anime characters. The two main presidential candidates are tied up in the front of the room. Quatre is sitting next to Al Gore and Sasami, who was elected Mistress of Ceremonies, is standing in front of them*

Sasami:*talking to audience* Hello everybody. My name is Princess Sasami of Planet Jurai and today we are holding the Presitential Anime Quiz show.

Batman: *walks downstairs and sees everybody* WHAT ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE DOING IN MY CAVE?

Meilin: Having a game show. Wanna watch?

Batman: *sweatdrop* Yeah, sure.

Sasami: Anyway, our contestants today are Vice President Al Gore and Governor George W. Bush and Quatre Raberba Winner.

Audience: *applauds*

Sasami:*talking to contestants* You must answer the quiestion I give you within 10 seconds. If you get it wrong then the question defers to the next contestant. The winner of this game will get the vote of every single anime character in existence, which is more than the number of people in the United States, so whoever wins this wins the election. Quatre, you will be first. Your question is: What type of performance was Treize watching in the first episode of Gundam Wing when he was talking to Zechs?

Quatre: An opera.

Sasami: That is correct! Next is VP Gore. Complete this sentence: Ally to good, nightmare to (blank).

Gore: Ally to good, night mare to...ummm...to bad things?

Sasami: I’m sorry, that is incorrect. Gov. Bush, the question is yours now.

Bush: Ally to good, nightmare to stupid democrats that don’t know anything!

Gore: At least my little brother can count!

Bush: Don’t diss my brother!

Gore: I’ll do whatever I want to.

Bush: At least people in my home state voted for me!

Gore: At least I don’t wear my father’s pants.

Duo: Hey Sasami, are you sure this isn’t a soap opera?

Bush: At least my dad was a president.

Gore: At least my dad was a senator.

Bush: At least I’m a republican.

Gore: That means you want a republic, not a democracy. COMMUNIST! COMMUNIST!

Bush: Why you little...*tackles Gore, which is kinda funny to watch because they are still tied to their chairs*

Hitome: CAT FIGHT! Merle, why don’t you join in?

Merle: I’d rather fight you! *pounces but Hitome ducks and Merle ends up attacking Ryoko who won’t accept her apology for stepping on her tail so they start to fight*

Vahn: Merle, stop it!

Tenchi: Cut it out you two!

Kari:*runs up on the stage and grabs the mike from Sasami, who is trying to dodge Gore and Bush, and blows her whistle into it and yells...* THAT’S ENOUGH!

*Everyone stops and holds their ears*

Sasami:Since only Quatre got a question correct, he is the new president.

*the crowd cheers and Gore and Bush leave to find thier lawyers*

Quatre: Thank you all! I would like to have Wing Zero be my Vice President!

Heero: That’s it, I’m moving.

Quatre: Also, I want everybody to know that this will be the Platinum Blonde Millenium. You must all dye your hair blonde now.

Author: I think I’d better end this before it’s too late.

The End