| If you wish to apply for Greyland citizenship,
complete the following :
WHO IS MICHAEL GREYEYES? :
a) Your
local grocer.
b) Only
the most gorgeously handsome, talented Canadian Native
dancer/actor that has ever
lived.
c) The
man who invented tinted contact lenses.
d) You
do not know.
HOW WOULD YOU RATE YOUR MENTAL HEALTH? :
a) I
hardly ever do anything crazy.
b) I
am completely certifiable.
c) I
have been known to be a little insane.
d) My
mental outlook is solid as a rock.
HOW OLD ARE YOU?:
a) Between 2 and 13yrs
b) None of your business!
c) 132yrs
d) between 14 and 76yrs
WHAT IS CUKITIS (otherwise known as cucumber
psychosis)? :
a) The latest video game on the
shelves for Christmas.
b) A disease caused by eating
too many cucumber sandwiches, in which the
patient believes they can fly
in a wee tartan space ship.
c) That thingamy on the whatsit
that spills over when heated.
d) I don't know and would not
hazzard a guess.
WHAT IS "THE RUN FOR THE CUCUMBERS"?
a) a 'cold-frame' for the growing
of cucumbers out of season.
b) A 'classic' horse race of
traditional importance run at Greyland Downs.
c) You don't know and don't care!
d) That mad dash for the bathroom
one makes after having eaten too many stale cucumber
sandwiches.
If you answered a), c) or d) to any of the
above, please leave now, you will
probably not be happy here!
Otherwise,...proceed...
Click on "The Great Greyland Seal" ...above.
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