The Hot Corner by Andrew Blankemeyer

I’M NOT ONE TO GOSSIP…

Welcome to another season of all the dish that's fit to print.

Word of warning to all you Whalers…watch what you do or say, The Hot Corner is always there.

GO TEAM WHALE: Here's to a pretty damn good season and an even better playoff run. If we keep our heads in it and we could do some damage to the big boys!!!

WHALE HOOCHIES: The Ladies of Moulin Rouge put on a fine showing with their slutty rendition of Lady Marmalade at the 2001 SwitchHitters Variety Night at Most Holy Redeemer. The girls were aiming for streetwalker chic and hit the bull's eye!!! Even thought 1st place wasn't in the cards, we can still be proud of our trashy hookers!!!

TO TY AND TONY T: Kiss and make up, ladies…and then get over it. We've got a game to play!!!

SHAME ON YOU, LEBEAU: Upon further review of the Whalers-Penguins game film, it appears the only reason Robert LeBeau slid under Larry Wollert while he was trying to catch a mile high pop fly was to look up his shorts!!! Just ask him next time, Robert, you don't have to be that sneaky with Larry.

DOUBLE SHAME ON YOU, PENNY HOLLOWAY: That same game film caught our beloved scorekeeper shoving a package of Ball Park Franks in her Prada bag during the Fan Appreciation BBQ. Apparently she heard that they really do plump when you cook 'em!!!

Until next week.CIAO!!!