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 How to Fight Back
 By now, you've probably given up all hope that a stop can
be put to Akira Toriyama's dastardly plot, right? Wrong!
There IS a way to stop him from succeeding, and only if
you follow these directions completely, will there be a stop
put to this horrible cycle.
These are for humor only!, don't actually
try any of this stuff!
1. The only way to deal with the characters hypnotizing
influence, is to boycott them entirely. That's right folks,
this means you'll need to hold protests and riots, all of
them demanding that DB, DBZ, and DBGT be taken off
the air, and all their products burned in one large toxic
bonfire. Be sure to bring gas masks with you when you
attend.
2. Akira Toriyama... The man behind the plot.... Dealing
with him will be tough, but it must be done. He has power,
and since he lives in Japan where his main extent of power
is, infiltrating his home will be hard. The best way to cripple
his empire, will be to bump him off. It may sound extreme,
but the end justify the means, don't they? By getting rid of
him, his empire will eventually crumble and his followers
will go off to other things. The best way to get rid of him
will be to pool your assets with other Anti-Conspiracy
people and hire a professional hit man to do the job.
4. Funimation, the only way to deal with them is with an
air strike. A few well-placed bombs should take the place
out. Thus destroying Toriyama's link to the US.
5. Toie and Bird Studios. They must be crushed at all costs,
they are what keeps DB popular in Japan. Their power is far
and wide, it will take multiple air strikes and infiltration by secret
agents to take them out.
6. The subbies... They will be the hardest ones to get rid of.
They are powerful and driven. While dubbies can be restored
to their normal selves, subbies cannot. If you meet one, be
merciful and shoot them in the head. A quick death.
7. The dubbies.. Far tamer than the subbies, a dubby must
be converted back to normal however long it takes to do it.
They must be tied up and kept as far away from anything
DragonBall related for as long as possible. Eventually, they
should start to revert back to normal.
8. Everything DragonBall must be crushed at all costs. You
must boycott the show, destroy the products, knock off Toriyama,
take out Funimation and Toie and Bird Studios, kill the subbies,
and convert the dubbies. That is the only way to peace. The key
to stopping this conspiracy is in your hands.
Only you can prevent forest fires!
-Smoky the Bear
Disclaimer: DragonBall belongs to Toie Animation and Bird Studio. The US
rights to the show belong to Funimation. This page is not intended to infringe
upon the rights of anyone and is not done for profit. It is done for the sole
purpose of increasing awareness as to the true nature of DragonBall.
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