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We must protect the world from Toriyama at all costs.

Here they are, the how-to lists. This section will show you the best methods

of subby elimination and more. Read carefully, these are tried and true.

Top Ten Ways To Kill a Subby.

These are for humor only!, don't actually

try any of this stuff!

10. A bullet to the head is easiest, but obtaining a gun may be hard, an a

single bullet won't suffice for some subbies. It'll take at least a dozen to take

down Mr E. Plus bullets can be a bit messy.

9. Poisoning works well. It doesn't make a bloody mess, it's a rather quick

killer, and it's much easier to use than a gun.

8. Perhaps the cruelest one of all, locking them up in a room with Barney the

purple dinosaur. Tying them up to a chair bound and gagged, while Barney

dances around singing "I love you, you love me" This is only to be used as a

last resort. Do it only if the other stuff hasn't killed the subby.

7. Hanging them with their DragonBall brand shoelaces. Sure, it might take

a few times to do it, but it will kill them eventually.

6. Hitting them over the head wth a frying pan. Beautiful irony, using the same

weapon Chichi likes to use. A broom also works well.

5. Perhaps worse than the Barney one. Locking them in a room with Jar Jar

Binks from the Star Wars movie. Forcing them to sit there and listen to that

freaky creature hour after hour... It's cruel, but we must stop Toriyama from

4. Pushing them off a building/cliff/out of a plane, etc, etc, etc, always work

great. At least they work in the James Bond movies...

3. If you're the merciful type, and don't want them to die in pain. Then this one

should suffice for you. Dropping a 100 ton anvil on them. Sure, it might make a

really big mess on the ground, but they'll be killed instantly. If you have problems

lifting the anvil, then you can consult Bugs Bunny at 555-5555.

2. You can always do what Lunch would do in this situation. Use a machine gun

on them. Yet another messy way to kill them, but it does work.

1. Run them down with your car. If you don't have one, borrow one from a friend.

If you're too young to drive, then steal you parent's car and experiment on it a few

times before actually doing it. Be careful not to run down any bystanders, spending

time in jail is not fun.

As you have just seen, these are just ten of the many ways to kill a subby. At least

one of these should appeal to you. Don't feel guilty, the ends justify the means.

10. This one requires primo hacking skills. So listen closely. The first step
is to find a way to access the webmaster's account. There are many little
programs available on hackers' sites that should ease up the process. Then,
delete, delete, delete. And keep on deleting until you've gotten every last
little file. Sure, they'll upload the stuff again, but you can just keep deleting the
stuff until they finally have a nervous breakdown and quit. Especially if they're
using Homestead as their host.

9. Rumors. The fastest spreading thing on the internet. Just look how fast the
DragonBall AF thing spread. All you need do is spread a few really nasty little
rumors about either the webmaster of the targeted site, or claim that the site
has stolen content. You can make multiple posts under different alias' at
message boards, chat rooms, forums, etc, etc, etc, etc.....

8. Hack into the webmaster's once more, this time instead of deleting their files,
check their personal info, hopefully discovering where they live. Then, gather up a
possy with torches and pitchforks, hunt them down and burn them at the stake.

7. Hack into their site, find out their phone numbers and, following the traditional
horror movie cliche, repeatedly call them, saying nothing and breathing heavily
into the receiver, the hang up. A few hundred times of this should drive them insane,
thus causing them to stop work on their site.

6. Threats work excellent on the younger webmasters. E-mail threats, AIM threats,
message board threats, chat room threats... Eventually, their status of mind should
deteriorate. The threat you should use? Spreading out all over the web that they
wear teddy bear underpants.

5. Copy their page, word for word, image for image, file for file. Then claim that
they were the ones who stole from you. Get other Anti-Conspiracy people to pose
as DragonBall fans, backing up your claim. Eventually, with enough people backing
you up, you should be able to tarnish their reputation. Note-This will not work with
sites that have been already firmly established like Planet Namek and Temple O'
Trunks.

4. Many of the webmasters go to that anime convention, I think it's called the Otakon,
or something of the like. Anyways, you can go as well, a gun secretly hidden within
a trenchcoat. Then, when the time is right, you can knock off five or six webmasters,
thus ending their site's life as well as their's.

3. An air strike on the site host's headquarters. A few F-14 bombers piloted by
more Anti-Conspiracy people should be able to crush the host. Another great thing
about doing it this way, is that you'll be able to take out multiple websites, depending
on how many are being hosted by the host.

2. Set up a site solely dedicated to attacking their site. Have rumors, tell people
about how their content was stolen, their layout was stolen, their names were stolen,
their computers were stolen, their desks were stolen, their socks were stolen....

1. Flood their e-mail accounts with viruses that delete content on hard drives. You
should be able to find some of these for download online. Best of all, they're usually
small sized. By having these delete their back up stuff, it leaves you free to delete
their online stuff. Leaving them with nothing.

These are just a few of the many, many ways to crush a website. If you don't want
to use these ones, create your own. Be creative and ruthless.

Disclaimer: DragonBall belongs to Toie Animation and Bird Studio. The US

rights to the show belong to Funimation. This page is not intended to infringe

upon the rights of anyone and is not done for profit. It is done for the sole

purpose of increasing awareness as to the true nature of DragonBall.


	DBZ-The Conspiracy \| home The Truth Behind the Characters \| The Truth Behind Akira Toriyama \| The Truth Behind Funimation \| The Truth Behind Toie and Bird Studios \| The Truth Behind the Dubbies \| The Truth Behind the Subbies \| Facts and Fallacys \| The Conspiracy's Objectives \| How to Fight Back \| Join The Anti-Conspiracy Alliance \| How-To Lists \| Message Board \| Links \| Contact Me How-To Lists We must protect the world from Toriyama at all costs. Here they are, the how-to lists. This section will show you the best methods of subby elimination and more. Read carefully, these are tried and true. ********* Top Ten Ways To Kill a Subby. These are for humor only!, don't actually try any of this stuff! 10. A bullet to the head is easiest, but obtaining a gun may be hard, an a single bullet won't suffice for some subbies. It'll take at least a dozen to take down Mr E. Plus bullets can be a bit messy. 9. Poisoning works well. It doesn't make a bloody mess, it's a rather quick killer, and it's much easier to use than a gun. 8. Perhaps the cruelest one of all, locking them up in a room with Barney the purple dinosaur. Tying them up to a chair bound and gagged, while Barney dances around singing "I love you, you love me" This is only to be used as a last resort. Do it only if the other stuff hasn't killed the subby. 7. Hanging them with their DragonBall brand shoelaces. Sure, it might take a few times to do it, but it will kill them eventually. 6. Hitting them over the head wth a frying pan. Beautiful irony, using the same weapon Chichi likes to use. A broom also works well. 5. Perhaps worse than the Barney one. Locking them in a room with Jar Jar Binks from the Star Wars movie. Forcing them to sit there and listen to that freaky creature hour after hour... It's cruel, but we must stop Toriyama from buiding his army. 4. Pushing them off a building/cliff/out of a plane, etc, etc, etc, always work great. At least they work in the James Bond movies... 3. If you're the merciful type, and don't want them to die in pain. Then this one should suffice for you. Dropping a 100 ton anvil on them. Sure, it might make a really big mess on the ground, but they'll be killed instantly. If you have problems lifting the anvil, then you can consult Bugs Bunny at 555-5555. 2. You can always do what Lunch would do in this situation. Use a machine gun on them. Yet another messy way to kill them, but it does work. 1. Run them down with your car. If you don't have one, borrow one from a friend. If you're too young to drive, then steal you parent's car and experiment on it a few times before actually doing it. Be careful not to run down any bystanders, spending time in jail is not fun. As you have just seen, these are just ten of the many ways to kill a subby. At least one of these should appeal to you. Don't feel guilty, the ends justify the means. Top Ten Ways To Utterly Crush a Website 10. This one requires primo hacking skills. So listen closely. The first step is to find a way to access the webmaster's account. There are many little programs available on hackers' sites that should ease up the process. Then, delete, delete, delete. And keep on deleting until you've gotten every last little file. Sure, they'll upload the stuff again, but you can just keep deleting the stuff until they finally have a nervous breakdown and quit. Especially if they're using Homestead as their host. 9. Rumors. The fastest spreading thing on the internet. Just look how fast the DragonBall AF thing spread. All you need do is spread a few really nasty little rumors about either the webmaster of the targeted site, or claim that the site has stolen content. You can make multiple posts under different alias' at message boards, chat rooms, forums, etc, etc, etc, etc..... 8. Hack into the webmaster's once more, this time instead of deleting their files, check their personal info, hopefully discovering where they live. Then, gather up a possy with torches and pitchforks, hunt them down and burn them at the stake. 7. Hack into their site, find out their phone numbers and, following the traditional horror movie cliche, repeatedly call them, saying nothing and breathing heavily into the receiver, the hang up. A few hundred times of this should drive them insane, thus causing them to stop work on their site. 6. Threats work excellent on the younger webmasters. E-mail threats, AIM threats, message board threats, chat room threats... Eventually, their status of mind should deteriorate. The threat you should use? Spreading out all over the web that they wear teddy bear underpants. 5. Copy their page, word for word, image for image, file for file. Then claim that they were the ones who stole from you. Get other Anti-Conspiracy people to pose as DragonBall fans, backing up your claim. Eventually, with enough people backing you up, you should be able to tarnish their reputation. Note-This will not work with sites that have been already firmly established like Planet Namek and Temple O' Trunks. 4. Many of the webmasters go to that anime convention, I think it's called the Otakon, or something of the like. Anyways, you can go as well, a gun secretly hidden within a trenchcoat. Then, when the time is right, you can knock off five or six webmasters, thus ending their site's life as well as their's. 3. An air strike on the site host's headquarters. A few F-14 bombers piloted by more Anti-Conspiracy people should be able to crush the host. Another great thing about doing it this way, is that you'll be able to take out multiple websites, depending on how many are being hosted by the host. 2. Set up a site solely dedicated to attacking their site. Have rumors, tell people about how their content was stolen, their layout was stolen, their names were stolen, their computers were stolen, their desks were stolen, their socks were stolen.... 1. Flood their e-mail accounts with viruses that delete content on hard drives. You should be able to find some of these for download online. Best of all, they're usually small sized. By having these delete their back up stuff, it leaves you free to delete their online stuff. Leaving them with nothing. These are just a few of the many, many ways to crush a website. If you don't want to use these ones, create your own. Be creative and ruthless. ********* More to come...** Disclaimer: DragonBall belongs to Toie Animation and Bird Studio. The US rights to the show belong to Funimation. This page is not intended to infringe upon the rights of anyone and is not done for profit. It is done for the sole purpose of increasing awareness as to the true nature of DragonBall.