-there is no cure for stupidity
-stupidity is contagious
-Taxi A.K.A. unmarked ambulance
-95% of all assaults were asked for and or deserved
-your partner WILL have gas
-your partner WILL snore
-your partner will have NO money for meals
-the Waffle House NEVER closes
-aerial spraying of Prozac is not advertised nearly enough
-too stupid to live is a valid chief complaint
-If your ambulance breaks down, there will be a spare
-If someone elses ambulance breaks down, there will NOT be a spare
-good calls equals a trashed unit
-a utility belt equals a rookie
-2 pagers, 2 walkies, glove case and a Leatherman tool equals a Volunteer
The "Facts" of EMS
