-you believe that William Shatner should recieve an Oscar for Rescue 911

-every room in your house contains fire serviced decor

-you have a "Dial 911" sticker on your P.O.V.

-you use the fire station as your mailing address

-you have a 2-way radio mounted in your P.O.V.

-you have a hydrant wrench in your P.O.V>, just in case

-You buy your kids Nothing but fire trucks for Christmas

-you have a smoke detector in your dog's house

-you have a pair of "Flaming" boxers

-you have an extra red light in your car, Just in case

-at home, you sleep with your third set of turnout gear by the bed

-you wear your uniform EVERYWHERE!

-you carry more than one pager

-you're a member of more than one fire dept.

-you have a subscription to EVERY Fire/Rescue Magazine

-your're wardrope consists of only blue jeans and fire dept T-shirts

-your parents are tired of recieving fire service oriented gifts

-you have Six Months worth of Gall's Catalogs in your restroom

-every fire is the hottest you've ever seen

-your computer desktop theme is of the Emergency! TV show

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