-you have a closet dedicated solely to uniforms
-your significant other refuses to let you drive their P.O.V.
-you start to check "on scene" at your house in you P.O.V.
-someone says "My Chest Hurts" and you reply "Prove It!"
-you get a "Refusal" and you act like you just won Final Jeopardy
-you hear someone choking in a restaurant and you look around as if nothing's happening
-your constant backache stems from all the tools on your belt, not heavy lifting
-every patient is "just another drunk" until proven otherwise
-you get tons of respect from citizens.........NOT!!!
-sleeping 2 hours is more exciting than SEX
-your parents think your job is "SO Valiant". Well, no need to disappoint them with the truth
-the greatest reward of your job is your vacation days
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