T.U.R.D. SYSTEM
T)riage U)nder R)ealistic D)emands
- Defined by number of dead cops in the area of the event, noxious clouds
or any scene that has the "OH SHIT" sign
- "Walk" is a relative term. Crawl, roll, slide, hobble, flip-flop and
self-dragging are also acceptable.
- "Deserve" is a relative term. Did the patient cause the incident? Do
they abuse EMS frequently? Do their feet/pants/hair stink? Did they vote
for Clinton? Do they play rap music in a low-rider car with tiny wheels?
All these and more determine the term "Deserve".
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