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Warnings: Same as the last damn story, more indecent exposure ect, and still….. NO SEX!!!! ~.^ MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
And remember: naked time is between 7:00 – 9:00 PM…
Duo stared at the clock in silent horror, his eyes going very, very round, seeming almost like tea-cup saucers. The time read as 7:01 PM…
“OH SHIT!!! I’M LATE!!!” he screeched in utter horror, jumping up and running out of the room at full tilt.
Some of the confused technicians stared after him cluelessly. “Where the fuck does Duo think he’s going?”
The other shrugged. “Who knows.. he’s as crazy as they come.”
{End Prologue}
Squee stared randomly at the clock, musing that the time was about a half an hour after seven o’clock. He looked bored and went back to watching the TV in the rec-room of the private school he attended. They had gotten five new students that day, some of them were a little odd. There was one guy with cobalt blue eyes, who never smiled. Ever. There was a fruity little guy in a pink dress shirt who had a sweet smile and was addicted to tea. He was possibly the most friendly out of the bunch. Then there was the other fruity looking guy with a braid down past his ass. His long chestnut hair swished around his hips as he walked, reminding Squee of a pet dog. He was also friendly. There was a Chinese guy who seemed to have a rod shoved up his ass and who didn’t like to smile either. He was one of the calmer out of them all. Then there was a tall guy with bangs that fell in front of his face and emerald eyes that seemed to speak more than he did.
They were very odd people indeed. And now the door was opening. He turned to the rec-room door and blinked, expecting a random person to come into the rec-room. His eyes widened to immense proportions. There was the new guy with the stick up his ass, Wufei his name was.
He was completely and utterly bare-butt naked. He took a moment to blink, letting the shock of the fact that there was a naked guy standing in the doorway reach his mind so that he could ponder exactly what he was seeing.
“O-kay…” Squee stared incoherently for a moment more. “Um, dude, why aren’t you wearing anything?”
Wufei looked over to his new classmate calmly, sitting down on the couch with easy grace. “It’s naked time.”
Squee blinked again, not quite able to get over the shock of seeing the naked guy. “Naked time?”
Wufei nodded. “Yeah, ‘s Naked time.”
Squee shrugged, turning to the television again. Next there was someone else who came to the door. He was one of the shorter students in Duo’s first period of the day. He was called Austin. He opened the door and managed to miss the naked guy on the couch until he went to sit down in a chair. Then he caught an eyeful. With a shrug, he stepped out of his clothing, putting it in a neat pile by the chair and sat down in the same chair, pulling out the book he had brought. Wufei looked over to him raising an eyebrow.
“Do I know you?”
Austin shrugged slightly, shaking his head and indicating the negative. The Chinese boy shrugged as well, sitting down and watching television. Squee looked uncomfortable, and finally stripped down as well, and went on watching TV, scooting well away from Wufei and giving him lots of personal space.
There was a person coming down the hall. He was in Duo’s first and Quatre’s third period class. He was humming quietly to himself and going toward the room with the TV. He opened the door and his eyes went wide.
“WHOAH THERE!”
Cameron blinked slightly and then he realized what was going on. “I see it’s naked time, may I join?”
Wufei looked amused that there was actually another person that knew what the hell naked time was. He nodded his ascent, and Cameron came in, taking a seat in one of the comfortable chairs. He took off even the hat and laid back, quite comfortable. A little while after the evening news and a couple of sitcoms, Trowa and Quatre came in, taking a seat in the other couch, each very free. No one was embarrassed yet, just seriously weirded out. Then came Heero Yuy. His manner was calm and placid, as if he was used to this sort of slightly strange thing.
Duo was the last one in, his bright eyes glittering as he strutted proudly into the room. “I’m here! Let’s get the party started!”
Wufei looked over at him with an eyebrow raised. “I don’t think there will be any partying Maxwell.”
Duo pouted slightly. “Awww.. but what’s the fun of it then?”
Wufei smiled slightly. “The fun is seeing all of these different people’s faces as they come in and see us naked.”
Quatre laughed softly. “The poor people, we’re new here and we’re sitting around here publicly naked. Rumors are going to fly you know?”
Heero snorted slightly. “Since when have we ever, really and honestly cared about rumors? It doesn’t matter. And naked time is… amusing.”
Duo grinned. “When Heero Yuy finds something amusing then truly it is a keeper.”
There was a knock at the door and a girl stuck her head in, she was tall, not the slimmest thing in the world, but she would make a halfway decent wrestler. She blinked big gray-blue eyes and the shock finally hit her.
“OH MY GOD!!” Katie turned away completely and utterly flabbergasted by the sight of her naked classmates sitting in the rec room. Never before had she seen so many naked men at one time in one place. Her significantly shorter friend stuck her head around Katie and peered in, blinking.
“WHOAH THERE!” Alidia closed the door, almost dropping the plate of cookies that they had made for the new, extraordinarily fine guys and the rest of their friends. After a moment of brief thought Alidia opened the door again.
“So, could someone explain to me exactly what is going on here?”
Quatre smiled up at her brightly, his blue eyes sparkling. “It’s naked time. You’re welcome to join us if you want.”
Katie smiled slightly. “I think you would be screaming at me to put it on, I promise you. You don’t want to see me naked. You’re all nice and smooth and well muscled and stuff. Me, I’m.. soft and slightly pear-shaped,” she commented with a laugh. Alidia stuck her head in, already free of clothing. “So who wants cookies?”
There was a laugh in chorus as they all sat there and ate cookies while watching Spanish soap-operas. They had been sitting there for a while. The clock told them it was about eight thirty. Then there was the sound of the door opening. One of the administration stepped in. There was a communal blush to go around, even on Katie who was still wearing clothing.
Their Vice Principal, Treize Khushrenada stepped in, raising an eyebrow. He didn’t say a word, he just started to un-tie his tie. Katie covered her eyes, still peering through the gaps of her fingers.
“My semi-virigin eyes…”
There was a comment from somewhere in Cameron’s general direction. “I SEE THE MOON!”
Treize turned his gaze to where Cameron was curled up comfortably on the couch and raised an eyebrow. Cameron was looking innocent. Alidia looked up to the V.P and smiled.
“So, you going to strip and join us too?”
Her tone was innocent, playful, some of the others were shocked at her audacity. Wufei was glaring quiet daggers at the V.P. whom he didn’t really like for some odd and inexplicable reason.
Treize just smiled and flopped down into one of the unoccupied chair. Wufei continued to glare. Alidia stared at the V.P. in amazement. “I KNEW YOU WERE HANDSOME.. but.. DAMN you’re HUGE!”
Katie stared in openmouthed shock at her friend. “Y-you did NOT just say that to the VICE PRINCIPAL!”
Alidia smiled slightly and gave the V-for-victory sign as she perched comfortably between the arm of the couch and Heero Yuy. She didn’t mind being hip-to-hip with the hot Japanese guy. Treize just smiled and shrugged the comment off in a good natured fashion. By eight fourty five the other V.P. Zechs had joined them as well and was lounging in one of the few remaining chairs.
Duo stared at Katie, slightly amused and seeing a challenge. “Hey, how come we’re all naked and YOU little miss, are not?”
Katie growled slightly. “Little, I’ll show you some little! Stand up boy!”
Duo did and Katie stood as well, staring down at him with her few extra inches of height. He shrugged. “Kay.. so you’re not little.. you’re still clothed.. and that… is not fair.”
Katie stared at him like a cow does at an oncoming train. “Hell no. You REALLY don’t want to see me naked… you’ll be scarred for life.”
Duo shrugged slightly. “I’ve seen some REALLY UGLY chicks in my time.. you can’t be all THAT bad..”
Katie glared. “That was cold dude…”
Duo grinned slightly, shrugging. “You were the one that said the bad stuff ‘bout yourself. Not me. I like the human body, and you’re not anorexic either. That’s kinda rare in girls these days.”
Katie backed up against the wall. “No.. you’ll have to take the clothes off of me.”
She was unprepared for the stampede of naked people that rushed her. By the end of it she was sitting in a dazed heap, hair down and in her birthday suit. Austin remained sitting in the corner, in the chair, reading. Katie pulled her knees up to her chest and glared at the people around her.
“That… was not cool.”
Sexy Duo smiled at her, giving the look that could make people melt. “You’re not that bad.”
Katie looked mildly dazed and smiled happily. “Why… thank you..”
As Katie tried to stand and find a seat, instead of the ground, where everyone was looking down at her, Cameron piped up from the back of the room. ”I SEE THE WHITE! IT BURNS!”
With a growl, Katie launched herself at Cameron, only to find that the clock was chiming nine. She shrugged, mid-leap and went for her clothing. There was a great confusion amongst the various naked persons as they tried to find their clothes. Squee stood up, blinking. Something didn’t seem right. He looked down to find that he had a tight green tank-top on. He made a face. That wasn’t his. Heero glared down at the pink shirt that he found he had on. That wasn’t his at all. Duo whined quietly.
“Look, I know I have man-boobs, but I DON’T NEED A BRA!”
Alidia blushed. “That’s mine Duo.”
He grinned. “oh… sorry.”
Everything was sorted out and everyone dispersed to their various sleeping accommodations. Austin closed his book and stood up. That ended that particular evening. New adventures waited the next night.
PS: Somehow Cameron ended up in a kilt. No one laid claims to it, so,
not knowing what else to do he walked out of the room and back to his dorm.
~ owari ~
