Reviews

 

personally...i LOVED this game... and i still do... I GIVE IT A 10/10!! WHOOOO! eh heh...ok..now for the OFFICIAL reviews..

 

first one's from GA-RPG [ whatever dat means.. ]
Gameplay: 94% [ YAY! ]
Visuals: 87% [ NOT GOOD NUFF! AHHHHHHHH! eh heh.. ]
Aurals [ excuse my stupidity but..what does that mean? ]: 90%
Solo [ ok..what? ]: 95%
Multiplayer: N/A [ nooo...I hadn't noticed... is that possible? ]
Fun Factor [ humph...and these people call themselves PROFESSIONALS! ]: 95% [ GO SC! ]
Overall [ that's the whole thing, right? ]: 92% [ they deserve higher ]

The Questions
[ whatever da hell dat means.... ]

Does it advance the genre? Yes.   [ all i can say is... HUH? ]
Does it offer anything new?
Yes.  [ yeah...I became obsessed wit it... ]
Does it offer a decent amount of gameplay?
Yes.   [ more than descent... ]
Is the product relatively bug-free?
Yes, very stable.  [ obviously this person hasn't encountered 'Crazy Maya' that many times ]
Does the documentation thoroughly explain the game?
Yes.  [ what? ]
Does this game have any features to keep it from getting outdated?
No.   [ YES IT DOES! IT HAS FANS! ]
Is the game worth the retail price?
Yes, the funky music at the brothel in Shell 4 makes it all worth it.  [ eh heh... I call it "Steven's favorite Place" ]
Is the game FUN?
Yes. [ um...DUH! ]

Pros: Small learning curve, great gameplay [ wow, that's why we bought it... ], great characters, a magnificent storyline and just pure fun.  [ no...really... ]

Cons: [ AH! THE EVIL CONS! ] World map graphics are nothing special [ SO?! ], NPC portrains are limited [ hey, Valk. did good so :P ]

 

2nd one's from...I'M WORKIN ON IT! yeesh...