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Godzilla Stories

I always imagined that if Godzilla was a real creature, and for some reason appeared here in the U.S(and don't say he did in 98 because that peice of trash was NOT Godzilla!), fans from all over would show up holding hand made signs that said things like "Step on ME!" or "Make Kaiju, not War!" Myself, I think I would be perfectly happy watching all the mass destruction from the window of a huge skyscraper. Ah, I can hear the phone ringing now. I answer it, only to hear an esteemed friend of mine say "You've got to get out of there! He's headed your way! "Heh heh," I'd laugh calmly. "Yes ,I know, but I'd rather stay here. Let me have it my way." "But Tom-!" my friend tries to reason, but it's too late, I've already hung up the phone. As the titan reaches my building, I marvel at this wonderous creature, who is so big he's eye level with the window I look out of. He stops, and a moment of silence passes between me, a loyal G-Fan, and the King of Monsters. He trumpets a roar just for me....

and incinerates the building with a single atomic ray.

If you gotta go...go with a smile...