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Why the name
Spaceghidorah?
Well, it's kind of funny actually, see I had just found out how to get a free email account on Hotmail and tried desperately to get Spacegodzilla as my screen name. Alas, it was taken, and about every other name I tried except for Guilala... nuff said.
Anyway, I started playing around with name combinations, Mecha Destroyah, Ghidorallante, Battrasaurus, Titanozilla, the works, but none of them really sounded right, I mean, how easy is it to say Anguirazillacarus?? No very. Well, after many a frustrating try, and at the height of my frustration I spat out "Spaceghidorah," and hey, it had a nice ring to it! And so it came to be, Spaceghidorah! In time it became my main screen name, and I even took the time to visualize what a Spaceghidorah would look like. Kind of fun, considering Space Godzilla and Death Ghidorah are two of my favorite monsters. I decided on the design you see plastered all over my site. Fun? you bet it is!
We join me typing away on the computer, having just discovered that I can finally get me an email address thanks to Hotmail.
Me: Woo Hoo! free email! Yes, at last I can say to my friends "We simply must keep in touch. What's you're email?
Computer: Welcome to Hotmail. Please choose a screen name.
Me: Screen name, HA!...like that's a hard choice. s-p-a-c-e-g-o-d-z-i-l-l-a.
Computer: Sorry! That name is already in use.
Me: What?! Hmm..maybe I misspelled it.
Computer: Sorry! That name is already in use.
Me: Grrr... I'll type it in faster!
Computer: Sorry! That name is already in use.
Me: Evil machine! Maybe you didn't hear me! I'll type it one more time!
Computer: THE FRIGGIN' NAME'S BEING USED BY SOMEONE ELSE YOU IDIOT!
Me: Hey! You can't speak to me like that! Do you know who I am?
Computer: Obviously you're someone who thinks your name is spacegodzilla, but it's not! SO PICK SOMETHING ELSE!
Me: sniff...But I don't want anything else.
Computer: Well that's not my problem....
Me: Hmmm...aha! Gigan.
Computer: Sorry sport! That name is already in use.
Me: ARG! Hey wait a minute, who else besides me likes Gigan?
Computer: You'd be surprised. Could I interest you in being Gigan_43?
Me: 43?! there's Gigan hotmail addresses?!
Computer: Indeedily Doodily.
Me: Alright, Destroyah.
Computer: Nice try bub.
Me: Titanosaurus.
Computer: Uh huh, like no one else thought of him. Can I interest you in being Titanosaurus_153?
Me: Grrr...Anguirus
Computer: You're kidding right?
Me: Battra?
Computer: Try again.
Me: Oh alright...I'm desperate...Minya.
Computer: Minya, minya, let's seeeeeeee........Nope, someone picked him too.
Me: You're joking?!
Computer: Do I look like I'm joking?
Me: There's got to be SOME monster people haven't already picked... uh, um...Guilala!
Computer: Welcome, Guilala@hotmail.com!
Me: AGG! No! That's not what I want! Go back! GO BACK!
Computer: What's the problem?
Me: ..............
Me: I don't believe this! ummmm... aha! Ghidorallante!
Computer: Hey that's not fair! you made that up!
Me: Yeah, So?
Computer: Sooooo...it's already in use.
*I collapse on the keyboard*
Me: I don't believe this! I DON'T BELIEVE THIS!!! I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS! I'LL- I'll...hmmm....
Computer: What do you mean 'hmmm...?'
Me: Muahahahaha....*I type violently on the keyboard*
Computer: What are you doing? What's this?
Me: Spaceghidorah. Nice, smooth, simple, and a really cool lookin kaiju...if I ever draw it, that is."
Computer: Welcome Spaceghidorah@hotmail.com!
Me: WOO HOO! Hmmm....
Computer: NOW what?
Me: Nevermind, I think I think I'll get an account with Yahoo mail.....
the end
