My assignment: working with the vector tools and learning how to use Node Editing, design a billboard advertising or to launch a major advertising compaign. I decided to design the newspaper for fun.

The first edition, Number 1.

28 March,
2000

Independent newspaper

April 1 st

On first April you can lie and deceive, and cheat your friends, colleges  and relatives.

WELCOME TO MY FIRST NEWSPAPER NUMBER

Sorry for language, I am not native English speaker.

Editor Mustuke

 

 

 

SECTION 1
School humor

SECTION 2
Funny stories

 

Father: Well, Tommy, I talked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?
Tommy: I don’t know, Father.
Father: Oh, yes, you do! When other boys and girls only watches how other people work?
Tommy: Our teacher, Father.
 


A very old teacher tells the class about King George IV.
Teacher: He was a great king and he lived more than one hundred  and thirty years ago.
Tommy: Good Heavens, sir! One hundred and thirty years ago! And you still remember him? What a good memory you have.

An old gentleman was walking slowly along a street one day when he saw a little boy who was trying to reach a doorbell which was too high for him. He was a kind-hearted old man, so he stopped and said, "I will ring the bell for you", and then he pulled the bell so hard that it could be heard all over the house.

The little boy looked up at him and said, "Now we will run away. Come on", and before the old gentleman knew what was happening, the naughty boy had run round the corner of the street, leaving the man to explain to th angry owner of the house why he had rung the bell.

 

 

SECTION 3
Shrove Tuesday

SECTION 4
English studies

Idioms

 

 

Shrove Tuesday is the day for pancakes. In former times it was customary for people to be shriven in that day in preparation for Lent. The eating of pancakes is a survival of the old Shrove Tuesday feasting.    

                               "Mozaika angielska”, 1964

The Shrove Tuesday is celebrated still in Lithuania now. It is seven weeks before Eastier. We eat the pancakes that day, and it is needed much to eat that day before feasting. That day there are carnivals and the Winter must be driven out of the yard: the stuffed winter (scared crow) is fired in the fire that day.  

Editor Mustuke

 

Many students of English tend to translate phrases and idioms literally, forgetting that they should think in English and drop the bad habit of silently translating word what they are about to say.

 

Idioms

  1. Jones always pays attention in class, on that account, he’s in the master’s good books.
  2. This is a fine edition of Shakespeare, though I managed to buy it for a mere song.
  3. He doesn’t write that he is very unhappy, but reading between the lines, it would appear to be the case.
  4. He can’t deceive me; I can read him like a book.

5.  It speaks volumes for his courage that he was prepared to surfer torture in support of this faith.

6. The violinist was booked for a recital on Monday last, but illness prevented his appearing.

7. The fir balances its books annually at the end of the year.

8. Take a leaf out of my book and never lend money, either to friends or strangers.

9. “To cut a long story short frequently introduces a long-winded statement.

10. He always produces the same excuses time after time; it’s always the same old story.   

The result of this newspaper: the sample of vector text

I got the message with evaluation from my instructor in SLP:

Hi,

Your newspaper looks great! Never apologize for your English not being perfect. You are doing way better than I am to speak more than one language. I tried to learn a second language once and failed miserably. I have great respect for people who speak more than one language. I attached a ribbon for your page.

CheriJ

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