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If the Cowboys are "America's Team", America is in sad shape.
Can America's Barbershop return to their former glory? Who will get arrested first? Stay tuned for another exciting season of Dallas Cryboys football. The best team that money can buy my ass. Heck this sorry team doesn't even know that the game of football is a team sport so how can they even be called a team. The Dallas Cowboys embody everything that is wrong with pro sports today. The greed, the arrogance, the poor sportsmanship, and the fast living are enough to make me vomit. These losers have driven themselves in shit so deep that their sorry asses have nowhere to go but up! Spotlight is shining pretty hotly on Dave Campo in Dallas right now, what an idiot!
IT DOESN'T GET ANY WORST THAN...
1...Being a Cowboy Fan
2...Losing to an expansion team (Houston)
3...Being called America's team when the cowboys aren't even the best team in Texas
4...Losing to the Texans....Texans?
5...Jerry Jones: "I'm disappointed for Cowboy fans everywhere."
6...David Carr: "That was just letting them know we were here."
7...Darren Woodson being burned by Corrie Bradford for the game winning TD, Woodson who declared the game a "must win!"
8...Bill Parcells is GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I got YOUNG, IMMATURE, STUPID players!"
Quote from Bill Parcells on his pathetic team. 12/17/03.........what a fag!
Here are a few jokes:
* What has 100 legs, 100 eyes, 50 mouths, and 3 big buttholes?
The Dallas Cowboys (The buttholes are named Quincy Carter, George Teague, and Faggot Parcells)
* What is the Cryboys favorite color?
Powder white
* How do you get a Cowboy to stand up?
Say "Will the defendant please rise."
* Four Cowboys are traveling down the road. Who is driving?
The police officer!
* What do Cowboy fans and hemorrhoids have in common?
They're both a pain in the butt and never seem to go away completely.
* What do they call a crime circle in Dallas?
A huddle.
* Why can't Nate Newston get into a huddle on the football field?
It's a parole violation to associate with known felons.
* Why do the Cryboys want to play in Philly ever year?
They heard there is crack in the Liberty Bell !
* Who is the new Cowboy defensive coordinator?
Johhny Cochran!
* What does the operator say when a person calls 911 in Dallas?
Did you get the jersey number by any chance?
* Why did Quincy Carter have had trouble getting into his house since the 49er game?
Someone painted an End Zone on his door mat!
The Cowboy Sheep
A group of cowboys (Emmitt, Teague, and Woodson) were out on the range branding some cattle. While they were away, the new cook (Q. Carter) saw a sheep tied to a post. Thinking it was for that night's dinner he slaughtered the sheep and cooked it. That night after dinner the cowboys were all sulking and ignoring the cook. He pulled one aside and asked, ... "Did I screw up the cooking?" ... "No", the cowboy replied, "You cooked up the screwing."
"Cowboy Fans"
Three young Cowboy fans get into a car accident and go to heaven. God says you'r all here way early and tells them that if they jump off that cloud over there and yell what they want to be, that's what they will become. The 1st jerk jumps and yells "the greatest WR of all time," anticipating to become Michael Irvin but instead God chose Jerry Rice. The 2nd dork jumps off and yells "the greatest QB of all time," anticipating Troy Aikman but instead got to become Joe Montana. The 3rd asshole slips and falls off the cloud and out of anger yells "cocksucker," and becomes Troy Aikman. To become Michael Irvin, God says, you have to say "jackass."
