Chokeland Faders, commitment to excellence my ass!!!
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Commitment to Excellence" or "Alergic to Excellence".If they really are commited to excellence, don't you think they would win more often? Oakland Raiders' NEVERENDING search for a next Super Bowl title. Just keep digging losers until you get back to LA!
For a team that talks Super Bowls and then goes decades without winning a single Super Bowl, the word excellence should never even be associated to that team in any way. The Oakland Traitors however think that they will win the Super Bowl every year even though they choked the year before. Not talking championships is probably the right approach. Anything else would be overstepping the boundaries, even given the talk of all the "talent" this damn team has. They may have that outlaw attitude again, but if it costs them games, players, fines, and respect among other teams in the NFL, well, it needs to stop. Just take a look at the idiot Janikowski, apparently he can't kick any straighter than he can drive. Now with Jerry Rice "the great one" on your team, it's about time you can brag about a great player on your team, even at the age of 40. Did I mention the Raider silver and black attack? Well that stands for "black out" in Oakland because they haven't even sold out a home game in years. So for those so called die hard Raider fans who want to see the game on TV, well they will be tuning in on the radio to hear the Raiders get their asses kicked, instead of in person.
Super Choke Bowl (Faider Style)
Once again, the Raiders proved why they are the Chokeland Faiders....however this time the idiots proved it on the biggest game of the year, in front of 68,000 fans, 100 million TV viewers.....SMASHED by the Bucs, 48-21!!!
"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to bury the Oakland Raiders. Rest In Pieces.
For Raiders Haters everywhere, 1/26/03 shall be blessed: The day the big, bad Raiders turned into a lukewarm tub of Metamucil.
'Twas the day all the helmet spikes went limp. The day the Silver and Black came in like a checkpoint doberman and left like Joan Rivers's poodle. Tampa Bay 48, Oakland 21."
Coach Bill Callahan on Terrell Owens(Nov. 2002):
"We did everything we could. We put Charles Woodson one on one, we had double coverage, we had bracket coverage. We had every concievable coverage known to man, but he continued to break our secondary down."
ANOTHER Bill Callahan remark, this one was after an embarrasing home loss to the the Broncos in 2003: "We've got to be the dumbest team in America!"
GUEST COMMENTARY BY FOOTBALL CHAT'S McMARK
The Oakie Faders........
how can I extoll thee....
You quit when ahead...
have more penalties than The Dead...
Play like you KNOW how you will Choke....
Ole Al Davis Never will go broke
You always fail when u try a trick
Basically u make me sick
And the fans suck too! (what a bunch of losers)
Raider Joke
Three football fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude female dead. Out of respect and propriety, the Seahawk's fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The 49ers fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the Raider's fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch. The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Seahawk's cap, replaced it and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the 49ers cap, replaced it and wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Raider's cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time. The Raider's fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking? "Well," said the officer. "I am simply surprised; normally when I look under a Raiders hat, I find an asshole."
"The 49er Fan"
A 49er fan in a bar leaned to the guy next to him and said, "Wanna
hear a joke about Raider fans?"
The guy next to him replied, "Well before you tell that joke you
should know something. I'm six feet tall and 220 pounds, and I'm a
Raider fan. The guy sitting next to me is six-two tall, 240 pounds,
and he's a die hard silver and black fan, and the guy sitting next to him is six-five,
280 pounds, and he's a Oakland fan too. Now, do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The 49er fan said, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it three times."
Raider Nations' Response to loss against Patroits":
"In response to the travesty which occured in Foxboro on Saturday the Raider Nation is officially boycotting the remainder of the playoff games. Raider Nation hereby declares the season over for the entire NFL. There can be no credible Super Bowl champion for this season given the sham that took place Saturday.
The season is over, congratulations to the Raiders on a great season and in back-to-back AFC West Championships. Super Bowl XXXVI cancelled due to a snow job."
We can eliminate the term "Forty Whiners" from our Bay Area sports jargon. That's because I've never heard more ridiculous bitching, crying and complaining in my life. Can we call it the "Crybaby Nation" now. Or better yet, and much more appropriate: "Just Whine, Baby." I thought Raiders fans were supposed to be tough. Look who needs a collective hug now?
