I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores. As a matter of fact, you didn't even bless your meals or pray before going to bed last night. You are so ungreatful! I like that about you! I can't begin to tell you how glad I am that you have not changed your way of living: Fool, you are mine!

Remember, you and I have been going steady for years, and I don't love you yet. As a matter of fact, I hate you! I hate you because I hate God and He loves you. I am going to use you as long as possible to pay Him back. You see, fool, God loves you, and He has great plans in store for you. But you have yeilded your life to me, and I'm going to make your life a living HELL!! That way, we'll be together twice. This will really hurt God. Thanks to you, I'm really showing Him who is boss in your life with all the good times we have had, watching dirty movies, cussing folks out, partying, stealing, lying, cheating, being a hypocrite, fornicating, over-eating, smoking, drinking, playing hooky from church, telling dirty jokes, gossiping, and back stabbing folks. Surely you don't want to give all this up. Come on fool. Let's burn forever! I've got some hot plans for us.

This just a letter of appreciation from me to you. I'd like to say thanks for letting me use you for most of your life. You are so gullible. I laugh when you are tempted to sin and give in. Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha! You even make ME sick! Sin is begining to take its toll on your life. You look 29 years older than you should. I need some new blood. So, go ahead, teach the little kids to sin like you.

All you have to do is smoke, gamble, gossip, fornicate, cuss, over-eat, miss Sunday school and week-night services, party hearty, and listen and dance to the top ten jams. Do all of this in the presence of the children and they will do it too. Kids are like that.

Well, fool, I've gotta go now. But I'll be back in a manner of seconds to tempt you again. If you were smart, you would run somewhere and confess your sins, and live for God with what little bit of life you have left. It's not my nature to warn anyone, but to be your age and still sinning is becoming ridiculous. Don't get me wrong. I still hate you! It's just that you would make a much better fool for Christ. Now, if you really love me, don't share this letter with anyone. Just keep it between you and me.