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Quotes and Poems
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"A Bible that's falling apart usually belongs to someone who isn't." Charles Spurgeon
"Not all who wander are lost" ~J.R.R Tolkein
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool." ~Richard Feynman
"I wasn't always this cynical, society shaped me into this" ~Anthony O.
"When I was a boy, we were so poor that if I wasn't a boy, I would have nothing to play with." ~Rodney Dangerfield
"We are inclined to believe those whom we do not know because they have never deceived us." ~Samuel Johnson
"Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral." ~Robert Orben
"Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings." ~Ed Gardner
"Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege" ~Unknown
"Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge." ~Scott Adams
"Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight?" ~Al Boliska
"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia." ~Charles M. Schulz
"On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away." ~Tom Lehrer
"I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?" ~Jean Kerr
"I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home." ~Robert Orben
"War is just terrorism, on a bigger budget" Vince told me this one.
"Walk with me in my fiery darkness,
stand by me in the happiness of pain,
hold me when I fall from the tears,
darken the bright days,
with flying sadness,
and hurting anger,
send the sun cowering amongst the stars,
while red rain drops fall from your eyes." ~Ashley N. P."
"A symbol of aggressiveness
Or tenacity they say
For I do not give up the chase
Till I have won my prey.
The strength that I seem to possess
Within this powerful frame
Has made a legend of my kind
And given me great fame.
Sometimes within the jungle deep
Much freedom I can find
But when they chance to capture me
Much joy I leave behind.
For I am not a pet you see
And never could I be tame
And if a "kitty" they make of me
I almost go insane.
So do not take me from my home
Here in the jungles so deep
And this one promise I'll give to you
Far away from you I'll keep." ~From Here.
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