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Mom Knows 04 yrs. old........My Mommy can do anything.
08 yrs. old........My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot!
12 yrs. old........My Mother doesn't really know quite everything.
14 yrs. old........Naturally, Mother doesn't know that either.
16 yrs. old........Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned.
18 yrs. old........That old woman? She's way out of date!
25 yrs. old........Well, she might know a little bit about it.
35 yrs. old........Before we decide, let's get Mom's opinion.
45 yrs. old........Wonder what Mom would have thought about it?
65 yrs. old........Wish I could talk it over with Mom once more.
My Mother taught me LOGIC...
"If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me."
My Mother taught me MEDICINE...
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way."
My Mother taught me TO THINK AHEAD...
"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job!"
My Mother taught me ESP....
"Put your sweater on; don't you think that I know when you're cold?"
My Mother taught me TO MEET A CHALLENGE....
"What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you.... Don't talk back to me!"
My Mother taught me HUMOR.....
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT.....
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
My Mother taught me ABOUT SEX.....
"How do you think you got here?"
My Mother taught me about GENETICS.....
"You are just like your father!"
My Mother taught me about my ROOTS....
"Do you think you were born in a barn?"
My Mother taught me about the WISDOM of AGE...
"When you get to be my age, you will understand."
My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION....
"Just wait until your father gets home."
My Mother taught me about RECEIVING....
"You are going to get it when we get home."
And my all time favorite thing- JUSTICE...
"One day you will have kids, and I hope they turn out just like YOU.. then you'll see what it's like."
Real Mothers don't eat quiche; they don't have time to make it.
Real Mothers know that their kitchen utensils are probably in the sandbox.
Real Mothers often have sticky floors, filthy ovens and happy kids.
Real Mothers know that dried playdough doesn't come out of shag carpet.
Real Mothers don't want to know what the vacuum just sucked up.
Real Mothers sometimes ask "why me?" and get their answer when a little voice says, "because I love you best."
Real Mothers know that a child's growth is not measured by height or years or grade. . . It is marked by the progression of Mama to Mommy to Mother.
God bless my Mother, all that I am or ever hope to be I owe to her.
Abraham Lincoln
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