So, you wanna be one of us? Well, you're certainly going to stand out like a sore thumb if you keep on dressing and talking like that. Make New York's Finest think you ran away or somthin'.

Tell you what. If you really wanna be a newsie, we'll teach you everything we know. You'll learn from the best. Crutchy here will teach you how to sound like us. Morris will teach you all about sellin', and I'll show you how to look the part. And if you wanna learn to play poker with the best, you'll need to know the basics of the game.

There. Now you should be ready to hit the park again!