Editor's Note: Occasionally I'll drop in a few comments or clarifications, and most will be noted with parentheses.

I was dropped off at school, for the Mr. CHS pageant, and I was setting up or something. Anyways, it (the show) started out with an advertisement. First was a bunch of little kids jumping around...and then I was suddenly in the audience.

Then Lyndsay, Courtney, Brian and them (the clique) had an ad & they were floating. That was cool, but suddenly the whole show had moved outside to the street, the stage and everything (the whole kit and caboodle). Also, these people came up in vans (the automobiles) to see the show, but not really, as they exited about five minutes after arriving... But one of the vans had this weird lady, whom I chose to stay away from.

Suddenly, I found my self attempting to drive one of the vans, and I also saw this Mexican in the front seat try to lock the door as I tried to get out... But I opened the door and got out anyway. But the next thing I know, I was taken hostage (despite escaping the van), under the supervision of the weird lady. She was the one in charge of the kidnapping, and I find myself in an airport. I kept trying to escape (EN: few hindrances, I suppose), because she was just there. The airport was like a maze; it had makeshift walls that I was trying to get lost behind (And hide, ostensibly?).

But she kept finding me (like a grandma does her lost grandchild)…she drags me off by the hand. Then she gave me this crunch bar to try, because she manufactures them or something like that. Nevertheless, I tried to escape again. Also, by the way, the airport had a big lake in the middle of it with large, handsome men, but not guards. But anyway, I managed to escape into a hangar at the airport, and I saw the Sun!

I was like “WOW!”…as though I had never seen the sun before, but yeah, I found the sun, and in the distance I could hear the weird lady, screaming because I got away. Then I looked around and realized I was in Minneapolis (MN).