Editor's Note: She claims she can't remember all of it! What humor! All comments and clarifications will be noted with parentheses.

Aliens were attacking the world and they were posing as government officials (Oooh, very interesting). The government officials were making people put this stuff (Stuff?) into their drinks, as it was part of their malicious plan to take over the world.

One problem, though. The aliens are paralyzed when a human is within about two feet of them. (Of course…) I figured out their dastardly plan and was telling people not to drink the drinks the alien government was providing them. Naturally they were trying to put an end to the resistance by capturing me. But I had a friend who was trying to help me.

So two officials were chasing me, but these aliens were also easily distracted and also not very bright. We were running down a hallway (one of the aliens was Freddie Prinze Jr. by the way) and they had much longer legs, thus they kept catching me. When they got on top of me, however, they started burning or something because a human was within 2 feet (Wait…does that mean you're not human if they can catch you like that?). My friend was chasing after them and constantly talking. So they would stop and listen and look (hence the reason why they're not very bright). Then they remember that they're chasing me and resume the chase.

That went on for a while, back and forth. Then…(no idea why what's next is next) I saw the crater and it was on the news... I believe they (the aliens) were exposed, but I'm not sure.