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Dr. No
Bond: I admire your courage Miss....?
Sylvia: Trench, Sylvia Trench. I admire your luck Mr....?
Bond: Bond, James Bond!!
Bond is being chased by a car,
there is construction equipment in the way,
he makes it by but the other car doesn't.
Bond looks down at the smashed car.
Worker: What happened?
Bond: I think they were on their way to a funeral!
In that famous scene, Honey walks out on the beach.
Honey: What are you doing here, looking for shells?
Bond: No, I'm just looking.
From Russia With Love
Bond and Tatiana are in bed.
Bond: You’re one of the most beautiful girls
that I have ever seen!
Tatiana: Thank you, but I think my mouth is to big!
Bond: No, it’s just the right size, for me that is!
Tatiana is describing a secret Russian decoding device
to Bond, but is continually destacted by Bond's dashing
good looks:
Tatiana: James, when we get back to London will
you make love to me?
Bond: Night and Day, now continue about the mechanism.
Goldfinger
Bond had just killed a man who he thought was Blofeld.
Bond: Shocking, positively shocking!
Q: You see the gear lever here? Now if you take the
top off you’ll find a little red button.
Whatever you do, don’t touch it!
Bond: Why not?
Q: Because you’ll release this section of the roof and
engage and fire the passenger ejector seat.
Bond: Ejector seat? You’re joking?!
Q: I never joke about my work 007!
Goldfinger: You are a clever and resourceful man,
Mr. Bond. Perhaps too clever. Twice our paths have
crossed, let’s leave it at that.
Bond: Oh, I see. You’re worried about me not giving you
a return game!
Goldfinger: Both of us know perfectly well what we are
talking about, Mr. Bond.
Bond: Do you expect me to talk?
Goldfinger: No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!
Pussy: My name is Pussy Galore.
Bond: I must be dreaming!
Goldfinger: Choose your next witticism carefully
Mr. Bond, it may be your last!
Thunderball
Moneypenny: You're late 007.
Moneypenny: In the conference room. Something pretty big.
Every double-0 man in Europe has been rushed in and the
home secretary too!
Bond: His wife probably lost her dog!
Bond calls Domino by her name.
Domino: How do you know that? How do you know
my friends call me Domino?
Bond: It’s on the bracelet on your ankle!
Domino: So, what sharp little eyes you’ve got.
Bond: Wait till you get to my teeth!
Bond: That looks like a women's gun.
Largo: Do you know a lot about guns, Mr. Bond?
Bond: No, but I know a little about women.
Bond walks into his bathroom and finds Fiona Volpe in the tub.
Fiona Volpe: Aren’t you in the wrong room, Mr. Bond?
Bond: Not from where I’m standing!
Fiona Volpe: Would you mind giving me something to
put on?
Bond grins and tosses her a pair of slippers!
Bond and Domino are on the beach and Vargas is preparing
to shoot them:
Domino: Vargas is behind you!
Bond: Really?
Bond shoots Vargas with a spear gun without turning his head.
Bond: I think he got the point!
Bond: You mind if my friend sits this out? She's just dead.
Domino: Im glad I killed him.
Bond: You're glad..?
You Only Live Twice
Blofeld: James Bond. Allow me to introduce
myself. I am Ernst Stavro Blofeld. They told me you were
assassinated in Hong Kong.
Bond: Yes, this is my second life.
Blofeld: You only live twice, Mr. Bond.
On Her Majesty's Secret Service
Bond: This never happened to the other fellow!
Bond finds Tracy in his hotel suite with his gun
in her hand:
Tracy: Suppose I were to kill you for a thrill?
Bond: I can think of something more sociable to do.
While in a chase scene a guy falls into a snowplow and his
bloody parts come flying out.
Bond: He had lots of guts!
Bond gets a curious message,
written with a lipstick between” his legs:
Spectre woman: Sir Hillary, is anything the matter.
Bond: I feel a slight stiffness coming on.
Draco tells Bond that Tracy likes him,
though she clearly is not showing it;
Draco: I can see it," Bond shudders,
Bond: You must give me the name of your oculist.
Diamonds Are Forever
Tiffany comes out of her room, dressed uhm...
Bond: That´s a nice little nothing your almost wearing!
Bond gets a ride from the airport to the funeral of his
deceased "brother" Peter Franks.
Driver: The stiff, ehm, the deceased back there....your
brother, Mr. Franks?
Bond: Yes, he was.
Passenger: I got a brother.
Bond: Small world.
Plenty: Hi, I´m Plenty.
Bond: But of course you are!
Plenty: Plenty O´Toole.
Bond: Named after your father perhaps!
Bond and Plenty enter Bond’s room at the hotel....
Plenty: My, what a super place you have here.
Bond kisses Plenty, unzips her dress which falls to the floor...
Plenty: Just one second lover!
Plenty goes into the bathroom. Bond turns on the light
and the villains are all sitting there.
Bond: I’m afraid that you’ve caught me with more than
my hands up!!!!
Plenty O'Toole is thrown out of the window by some
goons and after a long flight lands in the hotel-swimming pool:
James Bond: Exceptionally fine shot.
Goon: I didn't know there was a pool down there!
Bond wakes up in an underground oil pipe and finds a rat sitting
next to him:
Bond: One of us smells like a tarts handkerchief.
Bond smells his fingers:
I´m afraid it´s me, sorry about that old boy.
Two oil workers open the hatch on their way down into the oil pipe
and find Bond climbing out.
Bond: Thank you. I was just out walking and my rat
and I seem to have lost our way!
As Bond is being escorted onto Blofeld's oil rig:
Bond: Acme Pollution Inspection...We're cleaning up
the world and thought this was a suitable starting point!
Blofeld to Bond when he has just boarded the oil-rig:
Blofeld: I expected at least one head of state. Your
pitiful little island hasn't even been threatened!!
Live and Let Die
Rosie Carter sees a hat on the bed and screams.
Bond picks up the hat, looks at it.
Bond: Why it’s just hat darling, belonging to a
small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken!
Bond introduces himself to Solitaire.
Bond: My name is...
Solitaire: I know who you are, what you are and why you have come.
Bond finds Solitaire when she is reading her tarot cards:
Bond: Black queen on the red king, Miss...?
Solitaire: Solitaire!
Bond flips over a tarot card: The fool!!!
Solitaire: You have found your self!!!
After a wild boat chase, Felix Leiter tries to explain
to J.W. Pepper that Bond isn’t a bad guy
