We all know the entire script to Reservoir Dogs off by heart, don't we? Well, how about a change? Here, for your reading pleasure, courtesy of The Dialectizer, come the results of changing the script into some varied dialects. Take your pick from the following:
RESUME DOGS
PREMISE: Six gangsters (Mr. Palatino, Mr. Times, Mr. Helvetica, Mr. Chicago, Mr. Geneva and Mr. Bookman) pull a heist at a Kinko's. Their job is to get an exclusive Power Macintosh Super Deluxe Plus II -- which features 600 megabytes of RAM and a 20 gigabyte hard drive. But one of the gangsters is a Microsoft informer -- which one? At the rendezvous (an old paper warehouse), it all comes down.
HIGHLIGHTS: (a) Mr. Bookman tortures the hostage -- a Kinko's employee -- by inflicting excessive paper cuts.
(b) To get on the team, Mr. Palatino tells an amusing anecdote about a hemp-produced paper chase (literally speaking) in a men's room.
(c) Mr. Geneva explains why he refuses to recycle.
(d) Mr. Times tells Mr. Bookman, "You type up my term paper in a dream, you'd better wake up and tell me it's spellchecked!"
