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YOU MAY IGNORE THIS! NEXT WEEK WHEN I HAVE THE TIME, I WILL, YES WILL REWRITE THIS WHOLE THIS SO THAT IT ISN'T AS PAINFUL! THANK ME LATER!! This is the descriptions you veterans will remember and you newcomers have never seen before. I imagine this is what is scaring everyone away. This is a list of my stories, and since I dunno how to get one thing italicized and the rest normal, you'll have to excuse the...-=cough=-...mediocre appearance. Enough chatter!! Have fun reading the summaries. If you're good, I'll have the actual stories up...someday. 1. The Tour Bus. Starring RAMMS+EIN (of kourse). They are here in the good old USA, only this time not for a concert tour. This time, they're taking a REAL tour of the US. Staring in NYC (This is because I live on Long Island), they go to almost every state across the country, bringing with them chaos with their gargantuan Tour Bus (AKA Godzilla, The Lindemann, etc) Also stars Daniel (Danny) Bekker, the tour guide; Andy the tattooed bus driver who spends the whole story either sleeping or driving; The Backstreet Boys, *N SYNC, Hanson, The Spice Girls, LeAnn Rimes, Celine Dion, Britney Spears, KoRn, and Orgy, among others; The *N SYNC manager (I made him up cause I dunno who it really is); Oatmeal the puppy and Fang the tarantula (if you wanna know then e-mail me about those two. Now for a moment of silence to remember Fang...); and more, including Mandy the suck-up BSB fan. Currently a WIP (Work In Progress), as of 11-1-99: 85+ pages, still in NY, going to Niagara Falls (even though RAMMS+EIN were already there), missing *N SYNC due to some problems. Warning: Cursing present. No bleeps or @#$% marks. Some German included due to RAMMS+EIN's nationality. Author's Note in beginning is more detailed. 2. The Wizard Of Penoz. Finished, starring RAMMS+EIN and two additions who came in during another story of mine. Parody (not even a good one at that, furthermore, Richard is NOT a monkey (that was for you, SARA)) of The Wizard of Oz. Dorothy: Flake Lorenz. Toto: Oatmeal. Till's pet cow Gwendolyn: Gwendolyn. Munchkins: Smurfs, Rugrats, lemmings, Zorak and Moltar of Space Ghost fame. Good Witch of the North: Aurora (me, altough that isn't my real name. I hate my name). Scarecrow: Oliver Riedel. Tin Man: Christoph Doom Schneider. Lion: Paul Landers. Wicked Witch of the West: Dagger (my friend, who also doesn't exactly love her real name). Flying Monkeys (4): Richard Z. Kruspe (I know it was cruel but Sara's always making fun of his eyebrows calling him a monkey, she's so horrible), Wes Borland, Munky Schaffer, Ryan Shuck. Ratcliffe the Lemming: Ratcliffe (the lemming). Wizard of Penoz: Till Lindemann. Other alteration include: Oz=Penoz, Emerald City=Phallus City (shh!), The Yellow Brick Road=The Bloody Brick Road, Kansas=Berlin, and Flake's feet do NOT fit in those ruby slippers. For imagination, use black and white for Berlin and color for Penoz when picturing the scenes, just like in the movie. Not too long, messed up and nothing like the movie. If I messed up any card playing scenes (I do know that four aces beats a full house in poker), let me know. Story has room for improvement, as I change it constantly. If you read it one day it might be slightly different the next, so try and reread some stories occasionally, over time. It might have a whole new thing going on. 3. Barney Says, "Don't Play With Fire!". Work in progress. Starring RAMMS+EIN, Barney, Baby Bop, B.J., and kids: Michael, Amy...I forget the rest already. I had a good beginning but MS Works messed it all up, so I gotta write a new one. Story shows that Barney is evil. Other scenes show that Paul is a big pyromaniac. May be too violent for kids. Not too violent, but Baby Bop smacked Richard and Till whipped her back, Richard bit Till's ankle, a piece of fyling metal from the fire extinguisher (read to find out) penetrating skin...and there's plenty more story to write. 4. There's No Turning Back. The one where me and Sara..err, Dagger, start being in stories. WIP. Graphic. I probably won't even put it up, cause it may be ultra insulting to certain people (RAMMS+EIN members included). 5. Midnight Terror. Finished. Starring RAMMS+EIN, me, Dagger. Tornado hits RAMMS+EIN's summerhouse on Long Island (which is my old house in the story, my current house in real life). Olli and Richard suffer minor injuries, Aurora, being paranoid, probably saved everyone's life. I really am paranoid, though, so this story reflects me. Not a bad one, considering I wrote it in a chat room where it was just me and Sara. I had liked my little story enough to turn it into a real story, although some things had been erased from the chat room and I had to remember all my ideas. 6. The Eblan Files. WIP. FFIV story I was talking about before. Starring FFIV and original characters. Edge Eblan and his parents are FFIV characters; Kasey, Dreadd, Kary and Cliff, Jenny, Tommy, the Springs, Dake, Romana, etc. are original. Kasey is Edge's sister. I made her up a long time ago and needed a story to explain her. This is the whole thing. 7. Sweat!. And old one! Finished, although because it's so old and bad I might go and change it to be a little better. Richard Simmons and Shin-Ra? It was all Rufus' idea! Old version on this website (sorry I can't do links, you'll have to do some "copy and paste" action here): http://www.fortunecity.com/lavendar/dolomite/45/sherahiwnd/military.html Try looking through the site; it may be a little long since it's last update and therefore there are a few broken links or down sites, but it's still a great place for FF links. The section this link takes you is only part of the main site, so try clicking "Home" on the bottom to see the main site. The page the address above sends you is the fanfic page. Read them! They're really very good! I'm surprised I made it up there! AMONG THE ELITE! I feel...SPECIAL. 8. Jenova's Children - Hanson - PART ONE. Pretty dumb, the original is also on Shera's site (as seen above. It's right next to Sweat! on her site). I'm also fixing up this one, so expect a better copy eventually. Featuring The Chosen Ones, Hanson, and Jenova. Very revealing about Hanson. I'll have a better sequel too. Part Two! 9. Jenova's Children - The Backstreet Boys. Much much better than the Hanson one. Stars The Chosen Ones, Jenova, BSB, RAMMS+EIN. RAMMS+EIN were brought into the Chosen Ones thing. By the way, The Chosen Ones are all the good guys in the FFs, so far just FFIV and VII. I'll add in the FFVI characters someday, in another JC story. Sephiroth is now good (as in, not evil). That's because I happen to like Sephi. Story is finished and I still might do some last minute editing. So be patient. 10. Ossification. Song. REALLY stupid, but funny if you ask me. Starring me, Sara, RAMMS+EIN, Kristi (other friend). Very weird. Very dumb. This would be a good time to remind you about how much I love Richard. (By the way, Ossified means drunk. Ossification would be the process. It's a real word. Look it up.) 11. I'm A Freak - Touch Me. Angry little song about how everyone judges me by the way I act, talk, dress, etc (basically...the way I AM). Bad language involved, I might have to alter it for fear I might get in trouble with FortuneCity. Eek. 12. The Story of Schneider's Sin. Poem. SICK. The basis of There's No Turning Back. Both of these I most likely will NOT put up, it's kinda insulting and mean, but funny if you share the inside joke. Which you do not. I wrote this is school. When I typed it it needed little altering. It all started when I made up a poem on an Instant Message on AOL with Sara..."Once upon a starry night, Paul awoke with such a fright..." From there on it was downhill. 13. SEPHI! Stupid story I never got into enough to finish. If I ever do, then it might make it up here. Parody of Barney and Friends, where Sephiroth gets his own show just like Barney's. That's as far as I got. RAMMS+EIN make an appearance. 14. Wheel of Fortune. Yes, it's about the TV show, and yes RAMMS+EIN stars in it and yes I got some ideas from that Humor Site (again). It kinda rubbed off on me, this whole 231 deal (you'll have to see for yourself). Well, all six members of RAMMS+EIN are playing Wheel of Fortune and you can only guess the things that happen. Not my best but hell, I spent all the time remembering scores and puzzles. Give me some credit. I'll edit it. 15. A RAMMS+EIN Chrismas. WIP, and you guessed it, it's all about RAMMS+EIN's Christmas...at MY house. This was my English homework...and it's still going. Poor Mrs. Perz. 16. A RAMMS+EIN Halloween. WIP, standstill. I'm getting ideas for costumes on my RAMMS+EIN section. But as soon as I get enough ideas, I'll start really working on it. 17. The Eblan Files - Kary's Story: "Last Goodbye". WIP. Part of The Eblan Files (duh) starring Edge's sister Kary (no he doesn't have one in the videogame, but I made her up) and explaining what happened to her. In my English notebook, so when I'm done I'll type it. It's moving pretty smoothly. Nycenia, a character I made up for the story, is to your left. Stay tuned, my few loyal followers. I'll start getting the finished ones up, starting with each finished day on The Tour Bus. Furthermore, I'll be writing a hell of a lot. Too bad my English and Global Studies are taking away my precious time...stupid essays. | |||||||||||||||||||
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PIKTURES: All 3 piktures you see are by ME. 1. Arroyo. Main character of my acclaimed (kind of) story, Machete. I already have drawn a really cool picture describing Arroyo in between Machete and it's sequel (yeah, I haven't finished the first one, and I already have a sequel in mind...). It's in one-point perspective. Art class kicks ass. Oh yeah, and Arroyo is a serial killer. 2. Linedwell Rainrix, from Evil Zone. With a mallet. Not a very safe combination, but I must say, a fun one. Hehe! 3. Korona Blaze, AN ORIGINAL CHARACTER!!! I used to think original characters were stupid until I started making up my own. They're fun. Colored on Adobe 2.0. I like this one. It's...kool. Last time I drew her some girl in my class called her a whore, because of the clothes, but HELL, this is ancient times (fantasy even) we're talking about. They're all like this. Hah! Hope you liked the piktures. I try, even if I'm not that good. I try, and I like to draw. Being good is only an opinion of the viewer. I still suck, right? Yeah, I know - I'm working on it. | PIKTURE CREDITS | |||||||||||||||||||
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It's a Table of Contents, so here are the Contents HOME: Home. Main main site. Description and Guestbook and Slambook. Links to this. Hahaha. RAMMS+EIN: RAMMS+EIN. My fan page of the best band on the planet! I'm really trying to make it work, but right now it's still pretty bad. FANART: What it says. Artwork by me. Even the RAMMS+EIN art. (See the three piks here? Mein. ALL MEIN!! Obviously, though, since they SUCK) Well...good luck. Did I even need a Table of Contents?? | ||||||||||||||||||||
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