The Three Commandments of Thermodynamics

(As transcribed by The Goblin King.)

1: Thou shalt not taketh out that which thou hast not puttest in.
2: Thou shalt pay a measure of tribute in everything thou doest.
3: Thou shalt not stop, for in the moment that thou stoppest, thy life shall be forfeit.

Dictionary of astrophysical terms and phenomena

This dictionary aims to explain clearly and concisely many of the words in use in modern astrophysics. In time, in time... I hope to have the rest of the letters up in September.
The first definition of each term is the accepted, or most acceptable, explanation. This is followed by the interpretation according to the relatively new and exciting Goblin Theory that purports to explain the entire universe neatly and simply.

So far I have (admittedly incomplete):

Letter A
Letter B
Letter C
Letter J
Letter Q
Letter U
Letter V

There's more to come. I promise.


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