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to a world of glittering things and hedgehogs!
Updates here!

16 Nov 2005: Added deffynyshyn of numpty to the Dikshnree.

13 Nov 2005: Updated the about me page. Long overdue. I hope to make more updates shortly.

12 Mar 2002: Added deffynyshyn of reating to the Dikshnree.

Stuff within the site
On your left you should see a menu bar with a wealth of those link things that are so popular these days. (If you don't, try clicking here. Or here, if that doesn't work. If it STILL doesn't work it's a problem at your end.) So, anyway, a brief guide to where they'll take you:
The Dik-shn-ree:
A bunch of words and meanings.
The Astro-dictionary:
A textbook resource for struggling astrophysics students, also with new and often astounding interpretations from the NEW Goblin Theory...
Includes the Three Commandments of Thermodynamics.
Goblin Theory:
An introduction to the world's GREATEST Grand Unified Theory of Everything. MARVEL at the ACTUAL SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE!
Links:
The usual motley bunch of cool places to spend time.
Me:
Find out who's responsible for this. If you're that interested.

Email me here about the content of this site.

Or, if you can't think of anything to say, topic of discussion for this month:
The Youth of Today - who can't remember when the Milkybar Kid was a real live boy, or when cans had ringpulls that came straight off, or who think "Eternal Flame" was written by Atomic Kitten. I feel ancient. urrgggh.


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