Bars
While a man is on holiday in the States, he decides to try out one of the local bars. He's sitting at the bar and the Barman asks him what he'd like to drink.
"Well, I'm in the US so give me a Jack Daniels"
So the barman pours the drink.
"What's that music?" asks the man "It sounds as though someone is actually here playing the piano."
"Actually there is, come look at this." The barman replies going round to the other side of the bar. There sitting on the end of the bar is a little man, a foot high, playing a miniature grand piano.
In amazement the man asks "He's fantastic, wherever did you find him?"
The barman leans closer and whispers "I found a lamp that turned out to be magic."
The man, never one to let an opportunity pass, asks "Is there any chance I might try it myself? I won't leave the bar and I'll take great care of it."
The barman takes a moment to consider this and finally nods his head and hands the lamp over. The man rubs the lamp with his sleeve and POOOF!
"I am the Genie of the Lamp, and I grant you one wish."
The man thinks for a moment and says to the Genie "Well, I'm in the US so give me a Million Bucks"
BANG!........quack! quack! quack! quack! quack! quack!
The man fights through the ducks that have filled the room and finally makes it to the barman "What the hell happened, I asked for a Million Bucks not a Million Ducks!"
The barman replies "Oh yes, I forgot to tell you, the Genie is a bit hard of hearing, do you really think I asked for a 12 inch Pianist?"
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