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Dislikes
Computer games that I am not quick enough to play successfully.
The amount of time it takes my computer to start up.
Defragging a 20GB hard drive.
Slow internet connections.
Putting the chain back on my bicycle.
Hills when I am on my bicycle.
Jigsaw puzzles with pieces missing.
Library books with pages missing.
Stale doughnuts.
Aeroplanes that make funny noises when I am in them.
Cars that make funny noises when I am in them.
Funny noises.
Cold soup.
Boats that insist on going up and down.
Boats that just go down.
Supermarket trollies with a mind of their own.
Supermarket Car Parks.
Supermarkets.
That 'zzzzzzzzz' noise that mosquitos make, just before they whack it to you.
Mosquitos that whack it to you silently.
Mosquitos.
Flies that get to my drink before I do.
Flies that get to my food before I do.
Flies.
Parking next to rusty cars.
Rusty cars parking next to me.
Rusty cars.
Politicians who tell me everything is going to be OK.
Politicians who don't tell me anything.
Politicians.
Big, fat, hairy spiders.
Thin scraggy spiders.
Spiders.
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