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A man walks into a bar with his dog under his arm.
Bartender says, "You can't have dogs in here." The man replies, "Well,
this is no ordinary dog. Why, he's practically human! I bet
you a drink that he can even talk!" The bartender accepts the bet,
and the man sets out to prove that his dog can talk. He first asks
the dog, "What's on top of a house?" The dog replies "Roof!"
The bartender remains skeptical, so the man asks the dog, "What does sandpaper
feel like?" The dog replies, "Rough!" The bartender, by this time,
has about had enough. He gives the man one more chance to prove that
his dog can talk, or he's going to get kicked out. So the man asks
the dog one last question, "Who's the greatest baseball player of all time?"
The dog replies, "Ruth!" the bouncer is called over, and the man and the
dog end up on the ground outside the bar. The man says to the dog,
"Hey, you could have backed me up in there a little..." The dog's reply:
"What'd you want me to say, DiMaggio?"
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A doctor walks out of his office, and his secretary
hands him some papers to sign. He reaches into his pocket, pulls
out a thermomiter, and says, "Oh shit, some asshole's got my pen!"
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