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Russians --- Ban
Dihydrogen Monoxide! --- Where did we come from?
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35,000 Russians died last
year from drinking bad homemade vodka.
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Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!
The Invisible Killer
Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless,
and kills uncounted thousands of people
every year. Most of these deaths are caused by
accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers
of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged
exposure to its solid form causes severe
tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can
include excessive sweating and urination, and
possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting
and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who
have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means
certain death.
Dihydrogen monoxide:
* is also known as hydroxl acid,
and is the major component of acid rain.
* contributes to the "greenhouse
effect."
* may cause severe burns.
* contributes to the erosion of
our natural landscape.
* accelerates corrosion and rusting
of many metals.
* may cause electrical failures
and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
* has been found in excised tumors
of terminal cancer patients.
Contamination Is Reaching Epidemic Proportions!
Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found
in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir
in America today. But the pollution is global,
and the contaminant has even been found in
Antarctic ice. DHMO has caused millions of dollars
of property damage in the midwest, and
recently California.
Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often
used:
* as an industrial solvent and coolant.
* in nuclear power plants.
* in the production of styrofoam.
* as a fire retardant.
* in many forms of cruel animal
research.
* in the distribution of pesticides.
Even after washing, produce
remains contaminated
by this chemical.
* as an additive in certain "junk-foods"
and other food products.
Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the
ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them
because this practice is still legal. The impact
on wildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to
ignore it any longer!
The Horror Must Be Stopped!
The American government has refused to ban the
production, distribution, or use of this
damaging chemical due to its "importance to the
economic health of this nation." In fact, the navy and other military organizations
are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing
multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize
it during warfare situations. Hundreds of
military research facilities receive tons of
it through a highly sophisticated underground
distribution network. Many store large quantities
for later use.
It's Not Too Late!
Act NOW to prevent further contamination. Find
out more about this dangerous chemical. What
you don't know can hurt you and others throughout
the world.
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Where did we come from? Were we formed initially by the first amino
acids forming proteins, thus DNA, life? Or were we some experimental colony
planted by an alien culture?
This
would give an explanation why we get abducted, to see how the experiment
is doing. It could be that "god", if there is a such thing, created
man all at once. Yeah right. If that were true then humans
should be the lowest life form. Actually god didn't create man all at once,
he created Adam and Eve. Talk about a small gene pool. we're
all related. Everyone is having incest.
Maybe
we are, maybe our feeble minds can't comprehend the super-intelligence
of the amoeba. Maybe the amoebas have found out that space travel
is a waste of time, or that technology kills so they reverted back to a
simpler way of life. Maybe the single celled life forms engineered
us, based of their cellular structure.
Maybe
the definition of life is relative. An example would be when you
are on the highway and you are driving side by side with a car, they appear
not to be moving, but the person on the side of the road see's both of
the cars moving sixty-five mph. Maybe life is only how we see it
on Earth.
Is
there qualifications for life? Maybe the official qualifications
that we human life have made are only true for Earth, or maybe for only
the solar system? The galaxy? The Universe? Maybe none of this
is true, these ideas are conjured up by human infatuation with ourselves.
"We are, therefore we know" philosophy.
What
if our physical world is not made up of the laws of physics, but our mind.
Maybe we and all other life forms hold a universe, or perceptions of our
world are actually looking within other universes...
Maybe
we are the same race as these so called aliens. Some catastrophe
could of happened on our home world, thus forcing thousands of aliens to
colonizing another world. After millions of years we the aliens evolved
into our present existence. Would that explain the evolution gap
between ape and man? You make the call.
Maybe
this planet was just right for us. They could cover up our alien
presence by making it look like we evolved from apes, clever but they left
to many uncertainties. You may say, "but aliens have those gray bodies
with a big head and eyes," but actually it's possible that we looked like
Neanderthals, maybe they were an early form of human and we the aliens
coexisted with them, appeared like them physically, but internally we were
not completely compatible. Leaving disformations or genetic diseases
to deal with in the future. Maybe these alien abductions are ourselves
on our home world trying to make right that once was wrong? Who Knows.
Paul Pasika
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