Graff Land 3.0, Home of the Smeg Ups Script welcomes you. This site is dedicated to being the official home of the only transcription of the Smeg Ups Blooper tape on the internet, as well as having all scripts for all 52 episodes are available. Red Dwarf 8 is now airing in Albuquerque, USA

Graff Programs Incorporated has finished a large majority of it's corporate site as well. Please take the time to explore it. You'll find programming, software, and other info on mrgraff as well.

How to use this site

• The Smeg UPs script
  The Smeg Ups script is a transcription of the "Smeg Ups Blooper tape." If you have seen this script elsewhere, we guarantee it came from here.

• Series 8
  
  Click this button for info, pics, and other great stuff from the latest additions to the Red Dwarf world!

• Graff Programs Incorporated (GPI)
  Go here to the official page for all Graff Programs Incorporated needs. Here you will find: news, source code, software, and documentation. This is an extensive archive of over 7 years of work. Please pay close attention to all notices and information before viewing and/or downloading any information.

• Who is mrgraff?
  All you ever wanted to know but were afraid to ask about mrgraff the man who made it all happen!

• Links
  The obligatory, but always adventurous page of links to the outside "world". I've included links to other Red Dwarf pages and many others that I visit on a regular basis.

• Legal
  The fine print, all that is necessary to keep the lawyers at bay, and us out of court!!