THE ATHEISTIC TEACHER

<BODY BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#F7F7FF" background="1d6c8283.jpg" LINK="#FFCC99" ALINK="#009D74" VLINK="#FF9966"> <bR> <div> <B>The Atheistic Teacher</B></div> <div> <B> <img src="HTMLobj-490/aniGif.gif" border="0" align="bottom" width="51" height="45">   <img src="HTMLobj-478/aniGif.gif" border="0" align="bottom" width="122" height="153">   <img src="HTMLobj-489/aniGif.gif" border="0" align="bottom" width="51" height="45">  </B></div> <div> <B>A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to</B></div> <div> <B>her class of small children that she is an atheist.  She asks her</B></div> <div> <B>class if they are atheists too.  Not really knowing what atheism</B></div> <div> <B>is but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into</B></div> <div> <B>the air like fleshy fireworks.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>There is, however, one exception.  A beautiful girl named Alicia has</B></div> <div> <B>not gone along with the crowd.  The teacher asks her why she has</B></div> <div> <B>decided to be different.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>"Because I'm not an atheist."</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Then, asks the teacher, "What are you?"</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>"I'm a Christian." <img src="HTMLobj-497/aniGif.gif" border="0" align="bottom" width="100" height="100">  </B></div> <bR> <div> <B>The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She</B></div> <div> <B>asks Alicia why she is a Christian.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>"Well, I was brought up knowing and loving Jesus. My mom is a</B></div> <div> <B>Christian, and my dad is a Christian, so I am a Christian."</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>The teacher is now angry.  "That's no reason," she says loudly.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>"What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron.  What</B></div> <div> <B>would you be then?"</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>She paused, and smiled.  "Then," says Alicia, "I'd be an atheist."</B></div> <bR> <div> <B> <img src="HTMLobj-473/aniGif.gif" border="0" align="bottom" width="94" height="119">  </B></div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <B>CLICK ON BANNERS</B></div> <div> <A HREF="http://GO.MAILBITS.COM/TRIVIA.ASP?118475.1 " TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://GO.MAILBITS.COM/TRIVIA.ASP?118475"><U><B><U><IMG SRC="671581f0.gif" border=0 width="88" height="31" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></B></U></A></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="http://go.MailBits.com/Tell.asp?118475.1 " TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://go.MailBits.com/Tell.asp?118475.1"><U><B><U><IMG SRC="654d43c0.gif" border=0 width="468" height="60" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></B></U></A></div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <A HREF="talltexian_s__index.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="TALLTEXIANS WEBSITE INDEX"><U><B><U>TALLTEXIAN'S WEBSITE INDEX</U></B></U></A></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="index.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="TALLTEXIANS SOUTHFORTY"><U><B><U>Home Page</U></B></U></A></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="id31.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE!"><U><B><U>AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE!</U></B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="_dearest_sonny_boy__.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Dearest Sonny Boy,"><U><B><U>Next Page</U></B></U></A></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="the_atheistic_teacher_cf.htm" TITLE="THE ATHEISTIC TEACHER"><U><B><U>Back to Top</U></B></U></A></div> <bR> <bR> <div> <B> <img src="HTMLobj-493/aniGif.gif" border="0" align="bottom" width="65" height="128">  </B><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Amaze" ><B>Website By: <img src="HTMLobj-494/aniGif.gif" border="0" align="bottom" width="65" height="128">  </B></FONT></div> <div> <B>The  Colonel</B></div> <div> <A HREF="http://aff.mailbits.com/info/earn.asp?118475 " TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://aff.mailbits.com/info/earn.asp?11"><U><B><IMG SRC="655581f0.gif" border=0 width="88" height="31" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></U></A></div> <bR> <div> <B> <embed src="HTMLobj-506/JesusLoves_2.mid" autostart="true" loop="true" hidden="true">   <script language="JavaScript">  </script>  </B></div> <div> <B>  <form method="post" action="http://www.listbot.com/cgi-bin/subscriber"> <table border=0><tr><td colspan=2> Join our mailing list! Enter your email address below, then click the 'Join List' button: </td></tr><tr><td> <input type=text name="e_mail"> <input type=hidden name="list_id" value="TALLTEXIANsSites"> <input type=hidden name="Act" value="subscribe_list"> </td><td> <input type=image src="http://www.listbot.com/subscribe_button.gif" border=0 width=88 height=31 alt="Click here to join our mailing list!"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan=2> Powered by ListBot </td></tr></table> </form>   </B></div> <bR> <div> <B> </B><FONT SIZE="6" COLOR="#FFCC33" FACE="Loki Cola" ><B>  <SCRIPT language=JavaScript src="http://counter.mycomputer.com/get_counter.html?u=TALLTEXIAN1&c=16"> </SCRIPT> <NOSCRIPT> <a href="http://counter.mycomputer.com/"><img alt="Counter" src="http://counter.mycomputer.com/c.count?u=TALLTEXIAN1&c=16" border=0></a> </NOSCRIPT>   </B></FONT></div> <bR> <div> <B>.</B></div> <bR> </BODY>