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Some of these files may be offensive to some......and to others they
will be hilarious!!!! For those of you it offends.....
you shouldn't have listened!!!!!!!!!!
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...............where I can get that cider!!!!!!
whipme.wav I won't hurt you....much!!!!!
Duckjob.wav Oh Donald!!! You naughty duck!!!!!!
MomDad.wav Makes you wonder!!!!!!!
Sextop10.wav mmmmmmm I like #5 and #3!!!!!!
ROTFLMAO.wav Chat room remark!!!!
handfart.wav Bugs Bunny doing a "hand fart" song!
iobject.wav I object to all this sex on TV........
bobbit.wav A little song about John Bobbit and Mr. Happy
calmdown.wav "Your a little tense..you need to #@#$*#"
cutebutt.wav This one's for my Gemini Twin!!!!
whoneeds.wav Sure like to have THAT spa!
2cents.wav "As long as everyone is giving there ******
dontf.wav "Don't F*** with me fellows!"
talks.wav "Well money talks and bullsh*t walks!"
insults.wav Now this is DEFINITELY me on a tare!!!!
nogood.wav This guy is REALLY on a roll!!!!
irish.wav "Can I buy you dinner??" "What, are you ...."
Porky.wav Just say it Porky!!!!!
ballrip.wav Now this sounds like something I would say!!! Polite but no doubt about ...................what the meaning is!
gonads.wav Truer words were never spoken!!
patbob.wav A funny little ditty about Pat, Bob and an elevator????
thebigo.wav This just cracks me up!!!! From the movie "When Sally Meet Harry"....in ..................... restaurant....showing how to 'fake it'!!!!
rodeo.ram The Rodeo Song!!!! Totally cool!!!! THIS IS IN REAL AUDIO FULL SONG click here to download it!
wanker.wav The Wanker Song....about just what it says!!!
candysex.wav Mmmmm.....didn't realize there were that many candy bars!!!
survey.wav A survey question from Chapstick!
ass2nite.wav A really 'kewl' country song I could have used several times!!!!!
masterba.wav OH WOW!! I'm STILL laughing over this one. Just one thing...any ........................volunteers to choreograph the hand movements?? LOL
toonsex.wav Even the looney tunes need some now and again!!
cumsong.wav Think every lady has felt this way at some time!
ethel.wav Probably every guy has been in this guys shoes at sometime!
foreplay.wav Some guys just have a knack for pickin' the wrong women!!!!
Fword.wav For the inquiring mind! Just how that 'F' word is used !!!
rtfm.wav Now every woman on the planet has either SAID this to or THOUGHT ................to the male of the species!
Man2.wav Now here is a song that EVERY man should commit to memory!!!
neckdwn.wav FINALLY!!!! I found the wav that is the threat/promise I've used ........................for years.
barbie.wav Ahhh..Barbie! Your so mean to Ken! And poor Ken!!! He's really got ....................a problem!!!!
3intool.wav Now THIS guy has CONFIDENCE!!!
blind.wav And this one-what can I say???!!!!! ~cheeky grin~
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