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MICROSOFT MUST DIE! PAGE

Home of the unofficial "Anti-Microsoft Pack"




Great just another Anti Microsoft page...

NOT!


This site will not be merely reprinting Anti Microsoft material found on other similar pages. Instead I've collated everything I've found and zipped it all up for you to download! :) Here in this 1.6 meg of fun lies many a Microsoft, Bill Gates stories, jokes, user, experiences , Microsoft FACTS! as well as MANY Anti Microsoft images , samples of which can be seen around this webpage , so without further ado :

Click on the "Suck" button :) to download now!
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My main reason for creating this page was to put up the Anti Microsoft Pack (I just didn't want anyone to miss out on all that Anti Microsoft goodness) but also after Windows 95 crashed on me, and for the millionth time I saw this :



and I'm sure many of you have as well, but what really infuriates me is the gall of the General protection fault. You've got to love it , the ignore button really doesn't do anything except to make you feel like its YOUR fault. If I click on Ignore , it means I want to bloody IGNORE the error!

Microsoft KNOWS that Windows can't ignore errors and will only crash , so it makes them look bad. The easy solution is to chuck an ignore button in there that doesn't really work and automatically defaults to the unable to resolve general protection fault or whatever screen forcing you to close it. Like this :



You've got to love how they just take the blame off themselves by making it LOOK like Windows has TRIED to ignore the error , but alas the error was too bad and poor Windows was overwhelmed. What an "Operating System" you clicked on 'ignore' which we "tried" to do but couldn't so it was your fault expect your application to still run. They should have called it the :



Anyway I could keep on raving and ranting about all the faults in Microsoft, how it doesn't even multitask correctly , the plug and PRAY system not working and detecting two soundcards, picking up my modem as my mouse. Or I could go on about how Microsoft has already reached a monopoly in Computer Software leaving only a bare few innovative competitors left , before Microsoft either buys out their companies , or copies their product charging for it and slapping the Microsoft name on it, then charging $149.95 for the latest version of "Microsoft ICQ" or whatever. Maybe Microsoft will then move into the hardware industry , buying out Creative Labs and relasing "Microsoft/hard Sound Genius AWE64" , or start making their own computers , monopolising the PC market with "Microsoft Internet Computer 3.0 now with Microsoft Cable Modem , Microsoft monitor 2.0 , Microsoft 16 Speed CD-Rom now with eject button" etc. This wouldn't be so bad if the products were actually good , but Microsoft products STINK! , just look at Windows 95 for an example of an extremely bad product made standard by Microsoft Hype (should be on Microsoft's lineup next year) and Microsoft Monopoly (the Microsoft version of the popular game , when you past "start" you collect another 3 billion dollars... ah.. pocket change) or Internet Explorer , blatant inferior copy of Netscape that Microsoft were forced to come up with when they failed to take the Internet seriously (great call Bill , just like that 640k thing) and Netscape had become the new standard, so and a standard that isn't Microsoft is a bad standard. Netscape refused to sell so Microsoft decided to copy the product , slap the Microsoft name on it and run Netscape off the net.

I better stop now before I start repeating every other Microsoft fault just like on every other Microsoft page out there. Here are some UNIQUE Anti Microsoft links , not to just every other offline page Anti MS page that Billy sued the pants off :

Some UNIQUE Anti Microsoft links



Download Diary 97 , A satirical take on what Bill Gates' diary WOULD be like :)

Another Bill Gates diary , this time in a calendar program with a different excerpt every day

VERY long list of Alphabetically sorted Anti Microsoft links and there are a LOT of them


That's pretty much it from me , the rest of the page contains a few more samples from the Anti Microsoft pack , so now you can either :

Go back to my Main Page, cornily titled the "Fighters and Lovers Homepage"

OR


Mail Me!