In Ft. Lauderdale, FL, and in Cleveland, OH, an ad agency launched a billboard campaign (including the inside and outside of buses) of 'different messages from God.' These billboards have a plain black background with white text; no fine print or sponsoring organization is included. This was sponsored by an anonymous client.

1. "Let's Meet At My House Sunday Before the Game" - God

2. "C'mon Over And Bring The Kids" - God

3. "What Part of "Thou Shalt Not..." Didn't You Understand?" - God

4. "We Need To Talk" - God

5. "Keep Using My Name in Vain, I'll Make Rush Hour Longer" - God

6. "Loved The Wedding, Invite Me To The Marriage" - God

7. "That "Love Thy Neighbor" Thing, I Meant It." - God

8. "I Love You and you and you and you and..." - God

9. "Will The Road You're On Get You To My Place?" - God

10. "Follow Me." - God

11. "Big Bang Theory, You've Got To Be Kidding." - God

12. "My Way Is The Highway." - God

13. "Need Directions?" - God

14. "You Think It's Hot Here?" - God

15. "Tell The Kids I Love Them." - God

16. "Need a Marriage Counselor? I'm Available." - God

17. "Have You Read My #1 Best Seller? There Will Be A Test." - God

18. "Do you have any idea where you're going?" - God

19. "Don't make me come down there." - God

1. "No God - No Peace. Know God - Know Peace."

2. "Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!"

3. "Try our Sundays. They're better than Baskin-Robbins."

4. "Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!"

5. An ad for a church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline that reads, "For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets."

6. "Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons - come hear one!"

7. "People are like tea bags - you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are."

8. "God so loved the world that He did NOT send a committee."

9. "Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!"

10. "When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right."

11. "Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday."

12. "Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world."

13. "If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns."

14. "This is a ch_ _ch. What is missing?" -------> (U R)