One day he boldly announced, "My mother was an atheist, my father was an atheist and I'm an atheist. How many in this room are atheist?"

The kids, being a little scared of him, all raised their hands; all except for one little girl. So then he asked her, "Well, what are you then?"

She said, "I'm a Christian. My mother was a Christian, my father was a Christian and I'm a Christian too."

He then sarcastically snarled, "If your mother was a moron and your father was a moron, what would that make you?" She thought for a moment and meekly replied, "I guess that would make me an atheist."