How You Know You're Obsessed With Harry Potter

<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0><tr> <td valign="top" colspan=2 height=22 BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000" bgproperties="fixed" background="03f000d2egerdp.gif"> <div> </div> </td> </tr><tr> <td valign="top" width=145 BGCOLOR="#333399" TEXT="#080000" background="03ea2c00erkjzj.gif"> <div> I know a few who fit these...</div> <div> scarrie!</div> </td> <td valign="top" height=458 BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000"> <div> <FONT SIZE="5" COLOR="#336600" FACE="Tempus Sans ITC" >Alohomora!</FONT><FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#663399" FACE="Times New Roman" >    </FONT> |    <B> </B><FONT SIZE="2" COLOR="#0000BF" FACE="Papyrus" ><A HREF="index.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Alohomora!"><U>home</U></A></FONT></div> <div> <A HREF="id36.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Dels Site Presents: What Would Happen to"><U>Del's Site Presents: What Would Happen to Harry Potter™ in the Real World</U></A>   |   How You Know You're Obsessed With Harry Potter   |   <A HREF="id53.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Unanswerable Harry Potter Questions"><U>Unanswerable Harry Potter Questions</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id67.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="404 Ways to Annoy Snape"><U>404 Ways to Annoy Snape</U></A></div> <div> <IMG SRC="04007040.gif" border=0 width="263" height="4" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>How You Know You're Obsessed With Harry Potter</B></div> <div> <B>If you have any more to add, please contact me at KyaumiMage1234@aol.com!</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>If you like this list, go to mugglenet.com and read "50 Ways to Annoy Voldemort".  It's hilarious; my fave was "Knit him things.  Really hideous things."  (I won't put the whole list here 'cause that'd be plagiarism.)</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>You know you're obsessed with </B><B>Harry Potter when....</B><B>...</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>-You write a song about Snape at 3 am. (Song, what song? I don't know anything about any song........)</B></div> <div> <B>-In the thrill of the sport, you accidentally yell, "Go Gryffindor!" at a hockey game. (Could happen to anyone, I'm sure.  Gators and Gryffindor start with the same letter!!)</B></div> <div> <B>-Someone reads a sentence from one of the books and you can name the chapter and the speaker.</B></div> <div> <B>-You've lost count of how many times you've read the book.</B></div> <div> <B>-You can sing the Sorting Hat song by heart.</B></div> <div> <B>-You can play the soundtrack on your piano.</B></div> <div> <B>-You go to the movie theatre with a picture of Snape on your forehead.</B></div> <div> <B>-You get many strange looks because you walk about with a lightning bolt on your forehead.</B></div> <div> <B>-You come to school dressed as a Hogwarts student on a regular basis.</B></div> <div> <B>-You named your cat Crookshanks.</B></div> <div> <B>-You see a black dog, and you run, shrieking, "The Grim, it's the Grim!"</B></div> <div> <B>-You sit on your sidewalk in the middle of the night and wait for a big purple bus to drive up.</B></div> <div> <B>-You purposely sleep in the cupboard under your stairs. (Ours is far too small.....)</B></div> <div> <B>-You have a lovely little collection of those free Harry Potter cups that movie theatres give away.</B></div> <div> <B>-Your response to something cool is "Wicked!"</B></div> <div> <B>-You try to make your mom drink imitation butterbeer.</B></div> <div> <B>-You tape Harry Potter Hour with Rosie and watch it over........and over.........and over......</B></div> <div> <B>-You open your window and shout, "Hedwig!"</B></div> <div> <B>-You pine for a girl a named Cho. (Strictly for the guys.....)</B></div> <div> <B>-Your classmates squabble over a picture of Daniel Radcliffe. (Scarily enough, this happened last year....I was not involved.)</B></div> <div> <B>-Someone says, "I'm serious!" and you reply, "What colour?"</B></div> <div> <B>-You cry everytime you hear the music from the Mirror scene.</B></div> <div> <B>-You are so excited you cry when you see the CoS trailer. (Wow, I wonder who that could be?  Becky, do you know who that could be?)</B></div> <div> <B>-You've heard the cast members answer the same questions so many times that you know what they're going to say.</B></div> <div> <B>-You comment one morning while walking into school that "This is the first rainy day at Hogwarts all school year".</B></div> <div> <B>-You call your teachers Professor.</B></div> <div> <B>-When someone screws up in chemistry, you fuss at them for messing up their "Potion" and take ten points from Gryffindor. (Meg????)</B></div> <div> <B>-You spend your entire lunchtime talking about anything and everything Harry Potter.</B></div> <div> <B>-You refer to homeroom assignments as being "sorted".</B></div> <div> <B>-When you're behind someone who is walking really, really slowly, instead of saying "excuse me", you hiss at him.  (Erm...oops.)</B></div> <div> <B>-You speak fluent Parseltongue.</B></div> <div> <B>-You write fanfiction. (Need I say more?)</B></div> <div> <B>-Someone mentions Snape, and you look around excitedly and say,"Where?  Where?"</B></div> <bR> <bR> <div> <A HREF="id3.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Fan Additions"><U><B>Fan Additions</B></U></A><B>      </B><A HREF="id16.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Updates"><U><B>Updates</B></U></A><B>       </B><A HREF="id8.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Fanfiction by Lilia"><U><B>Fanfiction by *Lilia*</B></U></A><B>      </B><A HREF="id48.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Welcome!"><U><B>Welcome!</B></U></A></div> <bR> <bR> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>