Unanswerable Harry Potter Questions

<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0><tr> <td valign="top" colspan=2 height=22 BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000" bgproperties="fixed" background="03f000d2egerdp.gif"> <div> </div> </td> </tr><tr> <td valign="top" width=145 BGCOLOR="#333399" TEXT="#080000" background="03ea2c00erkjzj.gif"> <div> <A HREF="id48.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Welcome!"><U>Welcome!</U></A></div> </td> <td valign="top" height=458 BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000"> <div> <FONT SIZE="5" COLOR="#336600" FACE="Tempus Sans ITC" >Alohomora!</FONT><FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#663399" FACE="Times New Roman" >    </FONT> |    <B> </B><FONT SIZE="2" COLOR="#0000BF" FACE="Papyrus" ><A HREF="index.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Alohomora!"><U>home</U></A></FONT></div> <div> <A HREF="id36.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Dels Site Presents: What Would Happen to"><U>Del's Site Presents: What Would Happen to Harry Potter™ in the Real World</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id39.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="How You Know Youre Obsessed With Harry P"><U>How You Know You're Obsessed With Harry Potter</U></A>   |   Unanswerable Harry Potter Questions   |   <A HREF="id67.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="404 Ways to Annoy Snape"><U>404 Ways to Annoy Snape</U></A></div> <div> <IMG SRC="04007040.gif" border=0 width="263" height="4" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>Unanswerable Harry Potter Questions</B></div> <div> <B>Hey, everyone!  This is a new page I've created, with a few unanswerable questions my friends and I had about the series.  If you have any to contribute, don't hesitate to send them to KyaumiMage1234@aol.com!!!</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>-What does Dumbledore do all day?</B></div> <div> <B>-Where do the teachers go in the summer?</B></div> <div> <B>-Where do the teachers sleep?</B></div> <div> <B>-Why aren't ANY of them married?</B></div> <div> <B>-Where does everyone do their laundry?</B></div> <div> <B>-Are there bathrooms in the dorms?</B></div> <div> <B>-What would happen if two dementors kissed?  Or do they not have souls? (Honestly, that one isn't mine.)  Are there any female dementors to begin with?</B></div> <div> <B>-Where exactly would one buy a house-elf?</B></div> <div> <B>-Is there some kind of wizard shop that sells toothpaste and shampoo and stuff?  Or do they have to make it on their own? (That could quite possibly explain Snape's...erm...condition.)</B></div> <div> <B>-Do wizards have churches?</B></div> <div> <B>-Why are there artificial lemons in lemonade but real lemons in dishwashing liquid?  Oh, wait, that has nothing to do with Harry Potter...</B></div> <div> <B>-Do the teachers get paid?  Do they get holidays?</B></div> <div> <B>-What exactly did Hagrid do before he was the Care of Magical Creatures teacher? (Wow, that's a mouthful...)</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>That's all for now, folks, I'll have more later!</B></div> </td> </tr></table></body>