Murphy's Dog Heaven

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Woof! I'm Murphy, the DOG! I am a (mostly) solid black (with 4 white paws and

white chest) 1 year old Beagle-Lab mix. My mom was an AKC beagle and

dad was a black labrador retriever. I am a hound dog and a holy

terror! Mommy says that I am causing her to drink and that

if I don't leave that cat alone, she won't give me anymore

puppy cookies. Nicolette (the cat) is strange, but don't go back and

tell her I said that. She isn't as smart as she thinks she is. Mommy

has let her grow her nails so she can defend herself against me,

but I still haven't been slashed yet.

Oh dear - no Java!!!! Dog

My favorite activity is to chew up Mommy's couch and chase Nicolette. Mommy tried using something she called Bitter Apple Spray on the couch. She sprayed the whole couch with this stuff. It tasted good to me! Now I lick her couch! She even put this spicey stuff on it, but that tastes good too! Actually, its getting boring chasing Nicolette; she now plays dead when she sees me running towards her. My latest adventure has been ripping up the entire carpet in mommy's townhouse. Not only that, but I managed to remove that nasty looking kitchen floor. I don't understand mommy's attitude about all of this. That floor was disgusting! Thank goodness mommy has a new house...I have a backyard now and only chew up things I am not supposed to if I get bored. I love my mommy. I follow her everywhere. She started calling me MurphyMurphyMurphy, and MurMur, and signs alot. Recently, Dad discovered something that would keep me occuppied for hours on end and leave mommy's couches alone: Cow Bones. Yea! I'm not talking about those itty bitty ones either! He brought home a raw one and totured me for 2 hours while he baked it! The smell drove me insane (so I chewed on the cat's ears waiting). Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! When it was ready for me I could not believe my little brown eyes! He placed it in front of me and I quickly snatched it up! ::OOOFFFF:: It fell from my mouth and I fell on top of it! Dad had to carry it for me! It was a thigh bone with the knee cap! Wow! I chewed on it and chewed on it for DAYS! I knew the marrow was in there someplace! I could smell it! After about a week, daddy took a hammer to it so I could get to the marrow; he saw how I was suffering! ::aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh:: July 17, 1998 I saw the most amazing thing today! I never knew anyothers existed besides my brothers and sisters! What did I see, you ask: an 8 week old Golden Retriever/Beagle mix pupper! He looked like ME, only golden! He has the 4 white paws, and the white tipped tail! I was so excited! His woof-mommy was a Golden and his woof-daddy was a Beagle. At 8 weeks, Chico is twice the size I was. I think he will take after his woof-mommy, the Golden, like I took after my mommy, a Beagle. Mommy warned Chico's mommy that Beagles love to chew and to watch out for the couches, chairs, socks & underpants and hairbrushes (I chewed my mommy's haribrush. Don't ask why!) I also want to add that I am flea free. I have never had a flea in my whole life, thanks to those once-a-month drops I get on the back of my neck. What's a flea?

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