After a minute or so, he hears nothing, so he gets up again. Again he hears, but a little louder
and more like a warning: "Jesus is still watching you!"

"Good heavens!" he thinks, "What's going on here?"

Silently he strafes backward and again -and really loud this time-: "Jesus is *really* watching
you!" Okay, this guy is almost getting a heart attack and switches on his Maglite.

After a little looking around he detects this parrot.
Burglar: "A parrot?"
Parrot: "Yes, that's me!"
Burglar: "You can talk pretty well!"
Parrot: "Yes, I'm already 50 years of age."
Burglar: "Phew I really thought something weird was going on here! What's your name?"
Parrot: "Henry."
Burglar: "Henry? That's a weird name for a parrot."
Parrot: "Not as weird as 'Jesus' for a rottweiler!"

--Unknown Author