Dear Rucus,
My ferret always seems to get the hiccups, Is this normal in ferrets?
Does this cause him much discomfort and is there any way I can help him over them?
From Guy.
Dear Guy,
The most disgusting sight I ever saw was when my best friend, Cru, drank
about a tablespoon of wine from a glass that my mum CARELESSLY left on
the coffee table while she answered the phone. He got the hiccups big
time! He tried to get on the settee and kept falling on his back, then he
slept for a long time and when he woke up he didn't want to taste wine ever again.
I guess that your ferret doesn't have a drinking problem though.
Hiccups are caused by a muscle spasm of the diaphragm. It's like a nervous tic really, and is not harmful at all. Mostly, very young ferrets get them after eating dinner too quickly but older ferrets can get them too. Unless your ferret is obviously upset by them, I wouldn't worry about it. If it does distress your ferret, however, it may be helpful if you can find a cause. Does it happen after a big meal or vigorous play?. You may think about giving your ferret his dinner in smaller amounts more frequently, or curbing really excited play times too soon after a meal. And whatever you do,
don't let your ferret loose in your wine cellar!
Dooks from Rucus. [hic!]
 
Dear Rucus,
Our ferrets constantly "wee" and "poo" beside their litter trays.
any solutions?
From Tracey.
 
Dear Tracey,
Toilet training happens when ferrets show their human companions just where they want to go and their doting companions comply with the
necessary requirements. It's a bit like enterprise bargaining really, and you may have to compromise just a little. When I have just woken up and need to go to the toilet, it is FAR too much trouble to step into the litter tray. After all, I am not really awake and I much prefer to go next to it. Also, if I am really having a good play, I can't waste time stepping into the toilet tray either and want to go next to it. My mum puts newspaper on the floor around the tray and I use that instead. Sometimes it's a good idea to leave a bit of soiled litter in the clean litter tray to remind a sleepy or distracted ferret just where the right place to "go" is, and after a bit of practice, most ferrets will do their poo and wee in the right place. I know too, that if I'm a bit upset or excited, like if a new ferret comes, or Mum has visitors, I make mistakes. Mum never growls at me though, but just gives a big sigh and cleans it up because sometimes that is what having a ferret as a friend is all about.
(What do you mean, not in the middle of the carpet?)
Dooks from Rucus
 
 
 
 
 
Dear Rucus,
My beautiful one year old ferret is in season and I want to breed her.
can I find a full male?
From Jess.
 
Dear Jess,
At only a year old, your ferret is too young to breed. Have her brought out of season by a vasectomised male so there is no danger of her becoming pregnant. Ferret breeding should never be undertaken unless you are very sure of the suitability of both parent ferrets. We have a small and isolated gene pool in WA and while we seem to have superior ferrets, it can only remain this way through judicial breeding. Both the male and the female ferrets should be at least two years old, three is better. They should be robust and free from "chronic snuffles", and any physical impairment, bad eating habits or personality disorders. Even with a seemingly healthy female ferret, there is still a danger of she and her kits dying; not a pleasant thing to cope with if you love your ferret.
[Is a gene pool a pile of Mum's Levis?]
Dooks from Rucus.