The Kiss

Sa mga GIRLS, I am expecting something
Sa mga BOYS, Don't get carried away…
All characters portrayed in this mail is purely fictional. No intention has been done if the characters resemble living people.

WE THE FLOWERS OF THE HEART, IN ORDER TO FORM A MORE
PERFECT KISS, ENABLE THE MIGHTY HUG AND TO PROMOTE
TO WHOM WE PLEASE, BUT PLEASE THE ONE WE KISS.

Article #1 - statement of love -> the kiss
1.     ON THE HAND - I ADORE YOU
2.     ON THE CHEEK - JUST FRIENDS
3.     ON THE EAR - JUST JOKING
4.     ON THE NECK - I WANT YOU
5.     ON THE LIPS - I LOVE YOU
6.     HANDS ON THE WAIST - I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH TO LET YOU GO
7.     LOOKING INTO YOUR EYES - KISS ME
8.     ANYWHERE ELSE - DON'T GET CARRIED AWAY!!!

Article # 2 - The Three Steps
1.     GIRL - IF A BOY GET'S TOO FRESH, YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO SLAP HIM
2.     BOY - IF A GIRL SLAPS YOU KISS HER
3.     BOY AND GIRL - CLOSE YOUR EYES, IT'S RUDE TO STARE

Article # 3 - The Three Commandments
1.     THOU SHALT NOT SQUEEZE TOO HARD
2.     THOU SHALT NOT ASK FOR A KISS, THOU SHALT TAKE ONE
3.     THOU SHALT KISS ON EVERY OPPORTUNITY

Article #4 - A Must
     AFTER REASING THIS, YOU MUST KIS THE PERSON WHO GAVE YOU THIS UNLESS THEY ARE ON THE SAME SEX.

          REMEMBER…
               A PEACH IS A PEACH,
               A PLUM IS A PLUM,
               A KISS AIN'T KISS,
               WITHOUT A TOUNGE…
               SO OPEN YOUR MOUTH,
               AND CLOSE YOUR EYES…
               AND GIVE YOUR LIPS…
               SOME EXERCISE!!!!!!!!