Women are complex creatures

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don't, you are not understanding > If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring > > If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing > If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy > If you don't, you are a dull boy > If you are jealous, she says it's bad > If you don't, she thinks you do not love her > If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her > If you don't, she thinks you do not like her > If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait > If she is late, she says that's a girl's way > If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality >time" > If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are > girls" > If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold > If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking >advantage > If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack >ethics > If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for >seduction > If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting > If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just >admiring > If you talk, she wants you to listen > If you listen, she wants you to talk > > In short: > > So simple, yet so complex > So weak, yet so powerful > So confusing, yet so desirable > So damning, yet so wonderful... > > ...WOMEN! > > =========================== > MEN ARE MARVELOUS CREATURES > =========================== > If you kiss him, he kisses you back > If you don't, he patiently waits > If you praise him, he says thanks you > If you don't, he feels secure in your love > If you agree to all his likes, you have met your fantasy man > If you don't, you still get along > If you visit him often, he welcomes you every time > If you don't, he'll visit you instead > If you are well dressed, he says you are beautiful > If you don't, you are still beautiful > If you are jealous, he reassures you and holds you > If you're not, he gives you no reason to be > If you attempt a romance, he sweeps you off your feet > If you don't, he'll love you from afar > If you are a minute late, he is grateful for your arrival > If he is late, he apologizes and makes it up to you > If you visit another man, he is secure that you love only him > If he is visited by another woman, you are secure that he >loves only you > If you kiss him once in a while, he's appreciative of your >affection > If you kiss him often, he will always have you on his mind > If he fails to help you in crossing the street,you know >you're a big girl > If he does, he shows that he'll always be there for you > If you stare at another man, he knows that you're only >admiring > If he is stared at by other women, you know why -- he's one > hot babe > If you talk, he'll always listen > If you listen, he'll tell you anything you want to know > > In short: > > So complex, yet so direct > So strong, yet so supportive > So dazzling, yet so humble > So passionate, yet so marvelous... > > ...MEN!</I></div> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>